1x1 - Renee vs. Patrick

July 20, 2004

Renee, a 33-yeal-old morning radio personality, and Patrick, a 25-year-old sound engineer and her producer, are a couple from Connecticut who battle it out to prove that the other is the more annoying person in the relationship. Things Patrick hates about Renee: Treats her dog better than Patrick; Constantly asks for massages (from everyone!); Is always in a panic rush. Things Renee hates about Patrick: Farts and burps really loud; Plays the guitar while Renee is watching TV; Constantly forgets things.

1x3 - Melissa vs. Don

August 3, 2004

Talkaholic Melissa and backseat driver Don go head to head. Things Melissa hates about Don: Is an agressive driver; Talks baby-talk; Works his life around sports. Things Don hates about Melissa: Talks too much in social situations; Criticizes the way he eats; She's a perfectionist.

1x4 - Tom vs. Ed

August 10, 2004

Coupon fanatic Tom vs. Ed, the snore king. Things Tom hates about Ed He snores so loudly that Tom can't even sleep; Never pays attention to how much he's paying for things even when he's being overcharged; Gets angry at everyone and starts to swear everytime he's behind the wheel. Things Ed hates about Tom Nuerotic about how the house is kept but could care less about how clean the car is; Won't buy anything at the supermarket if he doesn't have a coupon for it; Teases Ed about his weight and makes it difficult for him to stay on a diet.

1x5 - Brian vs. Gina

August 31, 2004

New Jersey newlyweds Brian, a former football coach, and Gina, a former cheerleading coach, go head-to-head. Things Brian Hates About Gina She won't let him open the wedding presents until they remodel the kitchen; She mauls him and begs for affection; She nitpicks over the colors of his clothes. Things Gina Hates About Brian He acts like a little boy when it comes to breasts; He doesn't know how to drive; He's disorganized when it comes to the laundry.

1x6 - Bruce vs. Pebbles

September 12, 2004

Things Bruce Hates About Pebbles: She acts like a fashion expert; She makes dirty, innapropriate jokes in public; Picky about what she eats because she thinks she's fat. Things Pebbles Hates About Bruce: He likes to stay up late but not with her; He puts things off until the last minute; Loves his cats but won't take care of them.

1x7 - Sandra vs. Michael

September 15, 2004

Things Sandra Hates About Michael: He's constantly taking food off of her plate even while she's still eating; He picks on her about the size of her butt; He annoys her by poking and picking at her body. Things Michael Hates About Sandra: She's always late; Very picky about how the laundry should be done; She takes things out of other people's garbage if it's still useful.

1x8 - Janice vs. Jamie

September 22, 2004

Things Janice Hates About Jamie: He won't get rid of old junk; He's a male bimbo; He's a control freak at the supermarket. Things Jamie Hates About Janice: She's too harsh when it comes to speaking her mind; She's a control freak when it comes to decorating; Treats Jamie like a maid.

1x9 - Arty vs. Robin

September 29, 2004

1x10 - Wendy vs. Michael

1x11 - Carter vs. Annie

1x12 - Christie vs. Michael

1x13 - Unknown