5x1 - Drawing Room

February 2, 1985

Henry decides to work at a downtown office, due to life at home getting crazier, but it turns out there were more distractions downtown than he bargained for.

5x2 - Nearly Departed

February 9, 1985

After his father's death, Henry decides it's time to plan his own funeral. He soon starts to examine his life decisions.

5x3 - My Son, the PhD

February 16, 1985

Andrew might be a genius and is recruited by a school for gifted children.

5x4 - All in a Day's Unemployment

February 23, 1985

Budgets are tight throughout the Rush household. Henry coaches Monroe to ask for a raise at work, but the coaching backfires and Monroe is fired. Henry works overtime to find Monroe a new job.

5x5 - Devereaux & Son

March 2, 1985

The Rushes' friend Paul pretends to be a member of their family to impress his long-lost son.

5x6 - And Baby Makes Two

May 4, 1985

Jackie drops a bomb on Henry and Muriel when she announces that she wants to become a single mother.

5x7 - Reconcilable Differences

May 11, 1985

Henry and Muriel end up in counseling thanks to the strain of helping another couple settle a squabble.

5x8 - The Two Faces of Muriel

May 18, 1985

Muriel considers cosmetic surgery to revive Henry's interest in her.

5x9 - No Mas, Monroe

May 25, 1985

The Rushes hire an illegal housekeeper with good looks, minimal English, and an urge to become a naturalized citizen.

5x10 - For Every Man, There's Two Women

July 20, 1985

Monroe is kidnapped and raped by two women in a van. When the police dismiss Monroe's story, Henry searches for the rapists himself.

5x11 - Finders Keepers

July 27, 1985

Henry and Monroe find a bag full of money and decide they want to keep it, but then hear their neighbors have been robbed.

5x12 - These Stupid Things Remind Me of You

August 3, 1985

The Rush's recall how they met Monroe.

5x13 - Terms of Endangerment

September 28, 1985

Monroe's new love interest is not only mature but possibly married. Henry and Muriel butt in to make sure Monroe doesn't get his heart broken.

5x14 - The British are Coming, The British are Coming

October 5, 1985

Henry discovers that his war-time buddy visiting from England is still a womanizer.

5x15 - No Deposit, No Return

October 12, 1985

Henry takes drastic measures to avoid paying a high penalty for library books that are 5 years overdue.

5x16 - Off and Running

October 19, 1985

Henry poses with Cosmic Cow in a photo with a politician which causes his job to be in jeopardy.

5x17 - Accused, Confused and Abused

October 26, 1985

Monroe and Sara decide to help a teenage boy who was going to juvenile hall for stealing. The boy has a history of being abused, and when Henry tries to step in to offer his own help the boy rejects him and runs away.

5x18 - Arrivederci, Jackie

November 2, 1985

Jackie has been offered a job working at The House of Aldo, an Italian designer, but she doesn't tell her father about it. She invites Senor Aldo to the house without telling Henry who he is. When the man tells Henry he wants Jackie for his House, Henry thinks he's a dirty old man so he throws him out. Later, he is told the truth. Jackie can't believe what Henry did so she decides to move out. Henry calls the man and tries to apologize. He asks him to give Jackie a chance, but Aldo doesn't think it would be good for Jackie because of how overprotective he is.

5x19 - Ars Gratia Iris

November 9, 1985

Henry's married pal chases Muriel's friend.

5x21 - Freddie Loves it, We Love It, You're Cancelled

November 23, 1985