The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

October 19, 2003

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Two and a Half Men - S1 - E5

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Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.

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Two and a Half Men: Season 1 - 24 Episode s

1x1 - Pilot
September 22, 2003
Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.
1x2 - Big Flappy Bastards
September 29, 2003
Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.
1x3 - Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
October 5, 2003
Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.
1x4 - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
October 12, 2003
Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.
1x5 - The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
October 19, 2003
Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.
1x6 - Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
October 26, 2003
The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.
1x7 - If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
November 2, 2003
Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.
1x8 - Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
November 9, 2003
Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.
1x9 - Phase One, Complete
November 15, 2003
Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.
1x10 - Merry Thanksgiving
November 23, 2003
Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him.
1x11 - Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
December 14, 2003
When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image.
1x12 - Camel Filters and Pheromones
January 4, 2004
Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.
1x13 - Sarah Like Puny Alan
January 10, 2004
Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time.
1x14 - I Can't Afford Hyenas
February 1, 2004
Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.
1x15 - Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
February 8, 2004
Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.
1x16 - That Was Saliva, Alan
February 15, 2004
Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.
1x17 - Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
February 22, 2004
Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital.
1x18 - An Old Flame With a New Wick
February 29, 2004
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.
1x19 - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
March 21, 2004
Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.
1x20 - Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
April 18, 2004
Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.
1x21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing
May 2, 2004
Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.
1x22 - My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
May 9, 2004
When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.
1x23 - Just Like Buffalo
May 16, 2004
When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.
1x24 - Can You Feel My Finger?
May 23, 2004
Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas.

1x1 - Pilot

1x2 - Big Flappy Bastards

1x3 - Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

1x4 - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

1x5 - The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

1x6 - Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

1x7 - If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

1x8 - Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

1x9 - Phase One, Complete

1x10 - Merry Thanksgiving

1x11 - Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

1x12 - Camel Filters and Pheromones

1x13 - Sarah Like Puny Alan

1x14 - I Can't Afford Hyenas

1x15 - Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

1x16 - That Was Saliva, Alan

1x17 - Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

1x18 - An Old Flame With a New Wick

1x19 - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

1x20 - Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

1x21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing

1x22 - My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

1x23 - Just Like Buffalo

1x24 - Can You Feel My Finger?

S0: Specials

S1: Season 1

S2: Season 2

S3: Season 3

S4: Season 4

S5: Season 5

S6: Season 6

S7: Season 7

S8: Season 8

S9: Season 9

S10: Season 10

S11: Season 11

S12: Season 12