That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

February 5, 2007

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Two and a Half Men - S4 - E14

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Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour. But he gets jealous when the two form a bond.

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Two and a Half Men: Season 4 - 24 Episode s

4x1 - Working for Caligula
September 18, 2006
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.
4x2 - Who's Vod Kanockers?
September 25, 2006
Charlie finally tells Alan that he didn't marry Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out of the house, but Alan finds a hole in his logic. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbor who constantly sings all the time, who happens to be Steven Tyler.
4x3 - The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
October 2, 2006
Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.
4x4 - A Pot Smoking Monkey
October 9, 2006
Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.
4x5 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
October 16, 2006
Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jake’s dislike of his mother’s fiancé.
4x6 - Apologies for the Frivolity
October 23, 2006
Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother’s.
4x7 - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
November 6, 2006
Berta's daughter, Naomi is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby’s father. Alan reveals a secret fetish.
4x8 - Release the Dogs
November 13, 2006
Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist, who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life.
4x9 - Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
November 20, 2006
Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.
4x10 - Kissing Abraham Lincoln
November 27, 2006
Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo.
4x11 - Walnuts and Demerol
December 11, 2006
Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.
4x12 - Castrating Sheep in Montana
January 8, 2007
Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.
4x13 - Don't Worry, Speed Racer
January 22, 2007
Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiancée, Herb; this revelation brings up a repressed memory for Charlie. This leads Charlie to seek help from Rose.
4x14 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
February 5, 2007
Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour. But he gets jealous when the two form a bond.
4x15 - My Damn Stalker
February 12, 2007
Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online.
4x16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too
February 19, 2007
Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being "old".
4x17 - I Merely Slept With a Commie
February 26, 2007
After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend’s funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at her funeral. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she help adopt a boy from China. The boys return fire by inviting the young man to a play date with Jake.
4x18 - It Never Rains in Hooterville
March 19, 2007
Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting.
4x19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll
April 9, 2007
Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.
4x20 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
April 16, 2007
Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.
4x21 - Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
April 23, 2007
Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.
4x22 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
April 30, 2007
Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.
4x23 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
May 7, 2007
Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie’s distress.
4x24 - Prostitutes and Gelato
May 14, 2007
Evelyn's boyfriend, Teddy, invites Alan and Charlie to go with him to Las Vegas on his private jet. The boys confront their individual 'daddy issues'

4x1 - Working for Caligula

4x2 - Who's Vod Kanockers?

4x3 - The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

4x4 - A Pot Smoking Monkey

4x5 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

4x6 - Apologies for the Frivolity

4x7 - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

4x8 - Release the Dogs

4x9 - Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

4x10 - Kissing Abraham Lincoln

4x11 - Walnuts and Demerol

4x12 - Castrating Sheep in Montana

4x13 - Don't Worry, Speed Racer

4x14 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

4x15 - My Damn Stalker

4x16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too

4x17 - I Merely Slept With a Commie

4x18 - It Never Rains in Hooterville

4x19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll

4x20 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

4x21 - Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

4x22 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

4x23 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

4x24 - Prostitutes and Gelato

S0: Specials

S1: Season 1

S2: Season 2

S3: Season 3

S4: Season 4

S5: Season 5

S6: Season 6

S7: Season 7

S8: Season 8

S9: Season 9

S10: Season 10

S11: Season 11

S12: Season 12