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- Ugly Americans
- Season 1
- Episode 6
So, You Want to be a Vampire
Ugly Americans - S1 - E6
Mark walks a young couple through the trials of vampire love, and "Larry King disease" ravages New York City.
Ugly Americans: Season 1 - 14 Episode s
1x1 - Pilot
March 17, 2010
A New York Department of Integration social worker helps supernatural creatures adapt to city life.
1x2 - An American Werewolf in America
March 24, 2010
Mark cares for an undocumented werewolf, and Leonard envies his famous magician brother, Christ Angel.
1x3 - Demon Baby
March 31, 2010
Callie goes baby-crazy when Mark fosters a demon orphan, and Twayne notices odd changes in his body.
1x4 - Blob Gets a Job
April 7, 2010
Mark accidentally outs Randall as a zombie, and Leonard tries to identify a strange new creature.
1x5 - Treegasm
April 14, 2010
Mark helps an old tree get its groove back, and Randall loses his favorite non-vital organ.
1x6 - So, You Want to be a Vampire
April 21, 2010
Mark walks a young couple through the trials of vampire love, and "Larry King disease" ravages New York City.
1x7 - Kong of Queens
April 28, 2010
An obsessive-compulsive giant ape needs a job, and Callie struggles with her sudden attraction to Twayne.
1x8 - Better Off Undead
October 6, 2010
Randall joins a zombie cult, and Mark performs psychiatric evaluations on his coworkers.
1x9 - Kill, Mark, Kill!
October 13, 2010
Mark helps Leonard with his magic wand issues, and Twayne Boneraper meets his two-dimensional soulmate.
1x10 - Sympathy for the Devil
October 20, 2010
Councilman Fitzpatrick sells his soul to Twayne, and Callie considers a cushy job in Hell.
1x11 - Hell for the Holidays
October 27, 2010
Mark and Randall spend Halloween with Callie's family, and Leonard tries to find people to live in a haunted house.
1x12 - Trolling for Terror
November 3, 2010
Randall shambles his way onto an all-creature reality show, and a troll wrestles with riddle addiction.
1x13 - Soulsucker
November 10, 2010
Mark and Randall teach a sexed up robot self-control, and Callie mixes up Mark in a demonic ritual.
1x14 - The Man Birds
November 17, 2010
Manbird season hits New York City, and Mark finds himself the guardian of a fledgling separated from its flock.