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- wSerie
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- Ugly Americans
- Season 2
- Episode 14
Mark Loves Dick
Ugly Americans - S2 - E14
Callie is promptly promoted after turning into a man, causing strife in her relationship with Mark.
Ugly Americans: Season 2 - 17 Episode s
2x1 - Wet Hot Demonic Summer
June 30, 2011
Twayne and Callie build a summer camp to cover up their raid on a wizard training ground.
2x2 - Callie and Her Sister
July 7, 2011
Callie must care for her younger, hotter demon sister, who happens to be engaged to Twayne.
2x3 - Ride Me to Hell
July 14, 2011
When his favorite TV series ends with a dumb twist, Grimes has a complete mental breakdown.
2x4 - G. I. Twayne
July 21, 2011
After being drafted into Satan's dark army, Twayne and Mark must do their patriotic duty and end the world.
2x5 - The Ring of Powers
July 28, 2011
Mark accidentally reactivates Leonard's magical arranged marriage.
2x6 - Attack of Mark's Clone
August 4, 2011
Callie makes an evil Mark clone to compete in the DOI bowling league tournament.
2x7 - Wail Street
August 11, 2011
Randall tries to make a quick buck on the Soul Exchange by selling off Mark's immortal soul.
2x8 - Little Ship of Horrors
August 18, 2011
Randall is infected by horrifying plants at sea when Twayne throws a cruise ship party.
2x9 - Lilly and the Beast
August 25, 2011
Mark hooks up with an old girlfriend to test his open relationship.
2x10 - Mummy Dearest
September 1, 2011
Grimes' judgmental mother rises from the dead, and a neglected Randall reconsiders his living situation.
2x11 - Journey to the Center of Twayne
March 14, 2012
A Lilliputian arsonist escapes Mark's custody and finds an unlikely hiding place in Twayne's nose.
2x12 - Any Given Workday
March 21, 2012
Randall's new arm lands him on the DOI's intramural football team, and Callie pimps out Leonard.
2x13 - The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper
March 28, 2012
Twayne quits after getting roasted at his DOI 10-year anniversary party, leaving Mark in charge.
2x14 - Mark Loves Dick
April 4, 2012
Callie is promptly promoted after turning into a man, causing strife in her relationship with Mark.
2x15 - The Stalking Dead
April 11, 2012
Lady Hoo-Ha, America's most adored pop star, goes zombie, and her many devoted fans follow suit.
2x16 - The Dork Knight
April 18, 2012
A rabid Bat Boy takes a bite out of Mark, transforming him into New York City's latest superhero.
2x17 - Fools for Love
April 25, 2012
Callie's psychotic, prankster ex-boyfriend escapes from an asylum and wreaks havoc on Mark's life.