Unhappily Ever After: Season 3 - 22 Episode s
3x1 - Tiffany's Rival
September 8, 1996
At the start of the school year, Sable, a girl who is as smart and beautiful as Tiffany, comes to Priddy High and Tiffany and her become rivals after exhcanging secrets.
3x2 - Beach Party
September 15, 1996
On a ""ditch day"" at school, Tiffany competes with Sable for Moondoggie, a surfer. Jennie doesn't want to be home when the maide comes, so she asks sick Jack to take her to the beach.
3x3 - Angel Gone Bad
September 22, 1996
When Tiffany starts taking fake prom pictures with nerds and leaving sexy messages on their answering machines for the money, it blows her Princeton scholarship.
3x4 - The Temptation of Jack
September 29, 1996
After Jennie makes Jack go talk to Morgana, Sable's mother, Morgana tries to seduce Jack. Meanwhile, Ryan becomes Sable's boyfriend, but it seems more like he's her slave.
3x5 - Lightning Boy
October 6, 1996
After getting zapped by lightning, Ryan is convinced that he is a super hero named Lightning Boy.
3x6 - Bingo! Bingo! Bingo!
October 13, 1996
Jack becomes lonely when Jennie gets Tiffany addicted to bingo.
3x7 - Halloween XXVII
October 30, 1996
The Mad Hair Hacker goes after Tiffany, Sable, and Amber, a friend of Tiffany's, to chop their long hair. Meanwhile, Jack and Jennie look forward to terrorizing the neighborhood kids and giving them candy cigarettes on Halloween.
3x8 - Rock 'n' Roll
November 3, 1996
Ryan gets angry when Tiffany changes his band and they become a success. Meanwhile, Mr. Floppy starts going in the washer to get into alternate worlds.
3x9 - The Pride of the Injuns
November 10, 1996
When Sable starts playing a sport for her scholarship, Tiffany joins the volleyball team.
3x10 - Eating Hollywood
November 17, 1996
When the family goes to The House of Hollywood restaurant, Jennie expects to see stars, but only sees Erik Estrada, who she doesn't recognize.
3x11 - High and Dry
November 24, 1996
Jack and Jennie think Ryan is on drugs when they finds globs and globs of his sweat in the car.
3x12 - The Tell-Tale Lipstick
December 15, 1996
When Tiffany decides she wants to do something bad, she steals some lipstick and becomes a rebel.
3x13 - Sternberg
January 19, 1997
3x14 - The President
February 2, 1997
After Tiffany nominates Ryan for school president, he makes rules that benefit himself. Jack and Jeane have to do Ryan's homework so that he can maintain a C average.
3x15 - Tiffany on the Wild Side
February 9, 1997
Jack can't stand it when Tiffany begins dating Johnny Stompanado, a biker. Jennie remembers her biker boyfriend.
3x16 - The Potato Rebellion
February 16, 1997
Ryan, Tiffany, and their friends protest against the school's disgusting mashed potatoes. Meanwhile, Jack suffers from insomnia.
3x17 - B-Minus Blues
February 23, 1997
Tiffany gets a B- on her essay because she doesn't agree with Mr. Monteleone's, her teacher's, opinion. Ryan repeats everything Mr. Monteleone tells him for his reports and does great. Meanwhile, Jack and Mr. Floppy decide to make a movie with naked women.
3x18 - From Russia with Love
April 20, 1997
Ryan gets a mail order bride.
3x19 - Little Ice Cream Shop of Horrors
April 27, 1997
Tiffany must work at an ice cream parlor.
3x20 - Shampoo
May 4, 1997
Tiffany's advice causes Ryan to get lots of women at his new job as a hairdresser. Jack worries that Ryan is gay because of his new job, but respects him when he sees the women Ryan is getting.
3x21 - College!
May 11, 1997
Jack goes to a loan shark for the ,000 for Tiffany to go to Harvard. But Tiffany turns down the Harvard scholarship and decides to go to Northridge Junior College with Ryan when she meets Professor Alfred, a professor there. She soon finds Professor Alfred is going to teach at Harvard and Mr. Monteleone is taking his spot.
3x22 - The Joy of Meat
May 18, 1997
Ross makes the family become vegetarians so he can win an environmentalist award with a ,000 check. But Tiffany won't give in.