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- wSerie
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- Very Mary-Kate
- Season 1
- Episode 9
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Very Mary-Kate - S1 - E9
I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.
Very Mary-Kate: Season 1 - 19 Episode s
1x1 - Moving Out
January 31, 2010
I get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.
1x2 - Moving Day
January 31, 2010
My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.
1x3 - Bodyguard
January 31, 2010
Got legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.
1x4 - Baby
January 31, 2010
I consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.
1x5 - Baby Daddy
February 8, 2010
Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.
1x6 - Depressed
March 1, 2010
I’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.
1x7 - Hangover
March 1, 2010
I learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.
1x8 - Fight
March 1, 2010
I know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in.
1x9 - Philip Seymour Hoffman
March 13, 2010
I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.
1x10 - Cat
April 4, 2010
I decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.
1x11 - Back to School
April 4, 2010
I’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.
1x12 - Extension
April 11, 2010
Can I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.
1x13 - Paper
April 11, 2010
I ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.
1x14 - Crush
April 18, 2010
It’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.
1x15 - Ashleyguard
April 18, 2010
But Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!
1x16 - Nightmare
April 26, 2010
Quiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!
1x17 - Zac Efron
April 29, 2010
A date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!
1x18 - Philip Seymour Hoffman 2
May 3, 2010
Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.
1x19 - Gun
May 3, 2010
Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?