2x1 - Recap

October 12, 2010

OMG you guys! I’m back! Did you miss me?

2x2 - Clone

October 14, 2010

Comet is back! Thank you, science!

2x3 - Cheating

October 19, 2010

Cheating is so hard! I need to learn how to cheat at it.

2x4 - Woody Allen

October 21, 2010

Amir guest stars as Mary-Kate’s Godfather.

2x5 - Trick-or-Treat

October 26, 2010

Tricking is less calorific than treating.

2x6 - Hoffmoween

October 28, 2010

Phil Hoffman’s scariest as himself.

2x7 - Excuses

November 2, 2010

My dog ate this video description.

2x8 - Presentation

November 4, 2010

The best presentation in the history of history class.

2x9 - Driving

November 9, 2010

Learning to drive is as easy as eating pie. It’s very hard.

2x10 - Woody Allen 2

November 11, 2010

Where there’s a will, there’s a way too talkative.

2x11 - Naked

November 16, 2010

Bodyguard’s in his birthday suit.

2x12 - Fired

November 18, 2010

Bodyguard gets a pink slip. Oooooh, pink!

2x13 - Hired

November 23, 2010

One girl’s trash is another girl’s bodyguard.

2x14 - Photo Shoot

November 30, 2010

A face that only her sister could love.

2x15 - Bath

December 2, 2010

Rub-a-dub-dub, Ashley wants some love.

2x16 - Presentation 2

December 7, 2010

I put my Louisiana Purchase on my Amex.

2x17 - Conference

December 9, 2010

Bodyguard and Professor go head-to-fat-head.

2x18 - Sexy Time

December 14, 2010

Ashley won’t take gross for an answer.

2x19 - Sick

December 16, 2010

It’s not bulimia when you haven’t eaten.

2x20 - Confession

December 21, 2010

Mary-Kate gets D and dirty with G almighty.

2x21 - Church

December 28, 2010

The lord is my shepherd, but lambswool makes me itchy.

2x22 - Vegas (1)

January 4, 2011

2x23 - Vegas (2)

January 6, 2011

2x24 - Vegas (3)

January 11, 2011

Deserts are even scarier than desserts.

2x26 - Gold Rush

January 18, 2011

Is a gold rush when Tiffany’s has a sale?

2x27 - Presentation 3

January 20, 2011

Always present on an empty stomach.