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- Very Mary-Kate
- Season 3
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Santa
Very Mary-Kate - S3 - E4
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house… I was shuffling around chain smoking and trying on different shoes.
Very Mary-Kate: Season 3 - 24 Episode s
3x1 - Raise Your Hand
December 1, 2011
I can’t raise my hand. I’m allergic to effort.
3x2 - Magazines
December 8, 2011
Magazines are sooo heavy. Especially the ones with pictures of fat people.
3x3 - Jetlag
December 15, 2011
Can’t sleep? Count sheepskin boots.
3x4 - Santa
December 22, 2011
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house… I was shuffling around chain smoking and trying on different shoes.
3x5 - Presentation 4
January 6, 2012
War – what is it good for? Cute uniforms.
3x6 - Jewish Looking Girl
January 12, 2012
She’s a rock star of David.
3x7 - Layers
January 19, 2012
It’s freezing cold under all these layers.
3x8 - Call My Phone
January 26, 2012
Sing along! Actually no, just find my phone.
3x9 - Trenta
February 2, 2012
Start the morning with a gallon of joe.
3x10 - Evil Dragon
February 9, 2012
It’s always the bodyguard you least suspect.
3x11 - Police
February 17, 2012
I fought the law and the law was a jerk face.
3x12 - Mug Shot
February 23, 2012
Is this the duckface of a criminal?
3x13 - Jail
March 8, 2012
Mary-Kate deals with life in the slammer.
3x14 - Dishwasher
March 15, 2012
Mary-Kate loves shiny appliances! And by that she means sweaty laborers.
3x15 - Pillow Talk
March 22, 2012
Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.
3x16 - Sex and Sexuality (Very Maggie Smith)
April 1, 2012
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.
3x17 - Sleeping in Class
April 5, 2012
Mary-Kate goes to sleep to the soothing sounds of a yelling professor.
3x18 - Professor’s Presentation
April 12, 2012
Mary-Kate sabotages Professor in front of the school board.
3x19 - Slumber Party
April 19, 2012
First one to fall asleep gets a hand in warm Pellegrino.
3x20 - Pills
April 26, 2012
Take once per day with a picture of food.
3x21 - Comet
May 3, 2012
Mary-Kate’s cat meows out against drugs.
3x22 - Draw Something
May 10, 2012
Mary-Kate challenges Bodyguard to some 1am Pictionary.
3x23 - The Case of the Cracked Cup (Very Maggie Smith 2)
May 24, 2012
When Maggie Smith’s teacup goes handle-less, everyone’s a suspect.
3x24 - Summer House
May 31, 2012
Mary-Kate gets lost indoors and has to crack out her survival skills.