1x1 - See-Saw to Arkansas

September 14, 1968

On their way to Mustard Spread Arkansas, all the racers get caught up. Penelope Pistop & Ant Hill Mob get lost. Dick Dastardly falls and sinks into mud. Everyone else gets caught up in traffic.

1x2 - Creepy Trip to Lemon Twist

September 14, 1968

On their way to Lemon Twist Nevada, the Wacky Racers run into a deserted town and wonder into a bar where they find ghosts.

1x3 - Why Oh Why Wyoming

September 21, 1968

The Wacky Racers roar across the desert, dashing toward Rock Springs, Wyo. Meanwhile, Dick Dastardly teams up with Indian chief Crazy Buffalo in an attempt to stop the racers in their tracks.

1x4 - Beat the Clock to Yellow Rock

September 21, 1968

On their way to Yellow Rock, the racers are stopped by a ranger to search for missing bears hiding in their trunks. Blubber Bear is mistaken for a runaway so Luke tries hiding him until he gets past the ranger. A bunch of bears take over the Ant Hill Mob and Dick Dastardly's cars.

1x5 - Mish Mash Missouri Dash

September 28, 1968

Dick Dastardly dresses up as a Southener. Luke finds his cousin Elmer.

1x6 - Idaho a Go Go

September 28, 1968

The racers embark on a lap to a little town in Idaho, while Dastardly tries to entrap Penelope Pitstop with a "Little Red Riding Hood" ploy.

1x7 - The Baja-Ha-Ha Race

October 5, 1968

In Mexico, Dick Dastardly and Muttley try to slow the other drivers by using a herd of cow-shaped balloons to block the road.

1x8 - Real Gone Ape

October 5, 1968

Dick Dastardly hypnotizes a gorilla to stop the other racers. The other racers find away around him and again Dick Dastardly finishes last.

1x9 - Scout Scatter

October 12, 1968

The Anthill Mob disguises themselves as Wood Scouts to evade the police.

1x10 - Free Wheeling to Wheeling

October 12, 1968

On their way to Wheeling, WV, Dick Dastardly uses construction cars (bulldozer, steamroller, a crane) to stop the racers.

1x11 - By Rollercoaster to Upsan Downs

October 19, 1968

Dick Dastardly leads the racers into an abandoned amusement park on their way to Upsan Downs.

1x12 - The Speedy Arkansas Traveller

October 19, 1968

On their way to Noah's Ark, AK, Dick Dastardly leads the racers into the War Games right in th middle of the race.

1x13 - The Zippy Mississippi Race

October 26, 1968

1x14 - Traffic Jambalaya

October 26, 1968

1x16 - The Wrong Lumber Race

November 2, 1968

Dick Dastardly uses trees, logs, and saws to win the race.

1x17 - Rhode Island Road Race

November 9, 1968

Dick Dastardly desperatedly tries to win this race and almost does. He tries a construction site detour, Subway station, Hot sauce, and expanding his wheels.

1x18 - The Great Cold Rush Race

November 9, 1968

Dick Dastardly dresses up as a snow monster to scare everyone away.

1x19 - Wacky Race to Ripsaw

November 16, 1968

Today, the Wacky Racers are zooming up the track from Elbowgrease, Ohio to Ripsaw, Arkansas.

1x20 - Oils Well That Ends Well

November 16, 1968

The next race sees the racers wending their wacky way westward from Oilcan, Oklahoma to Greasegun, Texas.

1x21 - Whizzin' to Washington

November 23, 1968

The Wacky Racers pass by with a thunderous hue and cry on their way to Washington.

1x22 - The Dipsy Doodle Desert Derby

November 23, 1968

From downtown Death Valley to uptown Doomstown, the Wacky Racers compete in the Desert Derby - trying to get a fraction of traction in the sand.

1x23 - Eeny, Miny Missouri Go!

November 30, 1968

Clear the road, step aside and watch those Wacky Racers ride all the way to Eeny Meeny, Missouri.

1x24 - The Super Silly Swamp Sprint

November 30, 1968

The next race takes place from Sandy Soda Springs to Squishy Squash City.

1x25 - The Dopey Dakota Derby

December 7, 1968

The Wacky Racers roar out of Cactus City on the way to Gopher Gulch in the Badlands. Dick Dastardly tries to hold up the Wacky Racers, disguising himself as the same outlaw that he sees on a "Wanted" poster.

1x26 - Dash to Delaware

December 7, 1968

Through the valley and over the dale, the Wacky Racers hit the trail to far off Wott-Will, Delaware. Dick Dastardly sprays cake icing on the road in front of a bakery. Penelope Pitstop and Peter Perfect's cars slide into the bakery, and Penelope and Peter end up dressed as a bride and groom on top of a big wedding cake.

1x27 - Speeding for Smogland

December 14, 1968

Today, we find the Wacky Racers speeding through the mountains toward Jollywood, California.

1x28 - Race Rally to Raleigh

December 14, 1968

Roaring down the highway, the Wacky Racers relentlessly roll along to the finish line at Raleigh.

1x29 - Ballpoint, Penn. or Bust!

December 21, 1968

The cars are strung out on the first lap of today's Wacky Race, with the finish line in far-off Ballpoint, Pennsylvania.

1x30 - Fast Track to Hackensack

December 21, 1968

The racers hurtle toward their next destination in Hackensack.

1x31 - The Ski Resort Road Race

December 28, 1968

Today's Wacky Racers are slipping and sliding through ski resort country from Mush-Mush, Michigan to Iceandsnow, Idaho.

1x32 - Overseas Hi-Way Race

December 28, 1968

Today, our Wacky Race takes place over water, as our Wacky Racers are island-hopping in Florida on their way from Key Largo to Key West.

1x33 - Race to Racine

January 4, 1969

There they go on another wild and wacky race to Racine. Early race favourites include Professor Pat Pending, the Gruesome Twosome, and Rock and Gravel.

1x34 - The Carlsbad or Bust Bash

January 4, 1969

And here they are, folks, warming up their cars for the hottest race ever to Carlsbad. Early race favourites include Penelope Pitstop and the Red Max.