1x1 - Pilot

September 8, 1983

Two New York roommates, a preppy lawyer and a slob entrepeneur, hire a gorgeous girl as their live-in maid, causing strife with their respective girlfriends.

1x2 - Mickey Sleepwalks

September 15, 1983

A sleepwalking Mickey ends up in the roommates' beds every night.

1x3 - The Boyfriend

September 22, 1983

Mickey's ex-boyfriend arrives wanting to marry her, and Mickey asks David to pose as her fiancé.

1x4 - Mickey Goes Topless

September 29, 1983

David and Jay try to talk Mickey out of working at a nightclub featuring nude entertainment.

1x5 - David's Birthday

October 13, 1983

David, peeking at his birthday presents, thinks Mickey is planning a seduction instead of a birthday party.

1x6 - Mickey the Shoplifter

October 20, 1983

Mickey's arrested for shoplifting as she tries to exchange a hat in a department store.

1x7 - Mickey's Mom

October 27, 1983

Mickey's visiting mother sets her sights on David.

1x8 - Mickey Gets Married (1)

November 3, 1983

Mickey is on a date with an older guy. Apparently,he thinks she's hot.(We find out he's been pinching her bottom all the way home.) He proposes,she accepts,and they get hitched. Then,in true sitcom fashion,something has to go wrong. The guy has a stroke in a chair and dies. TBC.

1x9 - Mickey Gets Married (2)

November 10, 1983

Mickey is now in charge of her late husband's company. She runs it for a little while,but we can see the handwriting on the wall: she misses her friends and her maid job. Her late spouse has a grown son,and Mickey suggests that he should be the one to run his dad's company. Mickey is still sad about being widowed,but we know she'll get over it.

1x10 - The Super

November 17, 1983

Jay's videotape of a private moment accidentally destroys the super's marriage.

1x11 - Am I Blue?

November 24, 1983

Jay's new invention, an instant tanning solution, has one small flaw. (The title is a hint....)

1x12 - Mickey's T-shirt

December 1, 1983

Mickey convinces David's client to drop a lawsuit against Jay, but the client insinuates Mickey did more than just talk.

1x13 - Sexiest Bachelor

December 8, 1983

When Jay is named one of New York's hottest bachelors, Mickey changes his style to punk in an effort to prove the unimportance of the title.

1x14 - Mickey's Misconception

January 7, 1984

1x15 - Mickey's Poster

January 14, 1984

Jay and David's failing cookie business takes off when they include a poster of Mickey in each package.

1x17 - The Break-up (1)

February 4, 1984

Mickey and David explore their feelings after he splits with Claudia. (Part 1 of 2)

1x18 - The Break-up (2)

February 11, 1984

David realizes he loves Claudia, but makes the mistake of telling her about his feelings for Mickey. (Part 2 of 2)

1x19 - Miss Mom

February 18, 1984

A new friend abandons her baby with Mickey, who quickly grows attached to the infant.

1x20 - The Fight

February 25, 1984

David and Jay fight over their relationship with Mickey.

1x21 - A Paige in David's Life

March 3, 1984

Dave's beloved new girlfriend is on a quest to remake him, including severing his ties to Mickey and Jay.

1x22 - Mickey Makes the Grade

March 10, 1984

Mickey's excitement over earning her GED turns to panic when her teacher ridicules her first assignment.