1x1 - Union Fees

September 18, 1979

To prove Ross, who insists kids can't make a TV show, wrong; Christine keeps attempting to tape the intro, but gets interrupted each time. Meanwhile, auditions are held to find additional kids to be on the show. Jono and Kevin fight over it, as the show only needs one fourteen-year-old boy. A mother pushes her reluctant, spoiled son, Kevin Schenk III, into auditioning over and over again. Marc tries to get a date with Moose (Christine).

1x2 - Fan Mail / Summer Camp

September 25, 1979

Kevin and Jono help Marc ask Christine out on a delightful date. Kevin is tricked by Ross into paying dues to two unions: D.E.V.I.L. and M.A.F.I.A.

1x3 - Drama Lessons

October 2, 1979

After receiving one piece of (unstamped) fan mail, Kevin brags to Jono about it, and even gets Marc to reply to it for him, because ""Us stars are too busy"". His ego is eventually crushed when Ross brings in a huge bag of fan mail...all for Jono.

1x4 - Boss Helal

October 9, 1979

The cast begins to use Olde English words in normal conversation. The show's new drama coach is really sexy.

1x5 - Superstitions

October 16, 1979

The president of the network fires Mr. Dime and puts Rodney in charge. Rodney, of course, fires everyone else on the show.

1x6 - Fright / Repeats

October 23, 1979

Ross, in a scam to make money, sells a ""lucky"" rabbits foot to Kevin, who tricks Rodney into buying it for one dollar. Rodney and Jono then sell it back to Kevin, after making him believe it is lucky. Lisa keeps trying to get Rodney slimed. This always results in her getting it instead.

1x7 - Christmas

October 30, 1979

Ross and Miss Time keep bothering Christine about her introductions. They are worried about the intros' compatibility for re-runs. The cast and crew confuse each other about whether or not the show is a rerun.

1x8 - Lottery

November 6, 1979

Christine tries to sneak the rest of the cast into the network Christmas party.

1x9 - Lottery

November 13, 1979

Kevin wins the big network lottery. The grand prize is a dinner with himself.

1x10 - Episode 10

November 20, 1979

1x11 - Episode 11

November 27, 1979

1x12 - Kevin Somers, Rock Star

December 4, 1979

1x13 - Kevin Somers, Rock Star

Christine gives Lisa advice on how to woo Rodney. Kevin is hired by Mr. Dime to be a rock star and wants to play a song on the show. Due to Whatever Turns You On's budget, they can't afford to pay him extra money for this, so he has to sing for free.

1x - Whatever Turns You On

May 12, 1979