Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion

May 12, 2019

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The Simpsons - S30 - E23

Marge starts a business selling healing crystals to the naive mothers of Springfield when Homer’s work cuts children’s health-care benefits, leading Marge to use the crystals as a cheaper solution for Bart’s ADD.

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The Simpsons: Season 30 - 23 Episode s

30x1 - Bart's Not Dead
September 30, 2018
Bart takes a dare, and ends up in the hospital. To cover for himself and Homer, he says he went to Heaven and met Jesus. Christian producers offer the Simpsons a movie deal, which Homer takes. But Bart can't deal with the guilt and comes clean to Marge after the movie is finished.
30x2 - Heartbreak Hotel
October 7, 2018
Marge and Homer's marriage is tested when they travel to a tropical island to compete for a million dollars on Marge's favorite reality competition show.
30x3 - My Way or the Highway to Heaven
October 14, 2018
God and St. Peter contemplate what merits a soul getting into heaven, while citizens of Springfield remember their divine encounters.
30x4 - Treehouse of Horror XXIX
October 21, 2018
Homer wins an oyster-eating contest against the mythical Cthulhu, Springfield is overrun by plant body-snatchers, Lisa finally snaps and Mr. Burns opens a retirement home with some Jurassic upgrades.
30x5 - Baby You Can't Drive My Car
November 4, 2018
A self-driving car company comes to Springfield, poaching all of the power plant employees with their fun work environment.
30x6 - From Russia Without Love
November 11, 2018
On a mission to play hardcore pranks, Bart, Nelson and Milhouse get Moe a mail-order bride on the Dark Web.
30x7 - Werking Mom
November 18, 2018
Marge wants a job, and stumbles into becoming a plastic food storage container-selling drag queen. Meanwhile, Lisa tries to make the world better in the style of "Amelie"
30x8 - Krusty the Clown
November 25, 2018
Homer finds his calling as a TV recapper, but his harsh grading causes a brawl with Krusty. After almost killing Homer, Krusty hides out at a real circus, and finds happiness there.
30x9 - Daddicus Finch
December 2, 2018
Lisa and Homer's bond gets stronger when they start spending real quality time together, and Bart feels neglected. So Marge tries to help Homer balance his attention between the kids.
30x10 - 'Tis the 30th Season
December 9, 2018
After a failed Black Friday shopping spree, Marge is determined to fix Christmas; Homer and the kids surprise Marge with a vacation to a Florida resort.
30x11 - Mad About the Toy
January 6, 2019
When Marge and Homer leave Grampa to baby-sit the kids, some little green army men trigger a PTSD episode, sending the family on a journey to Grampa's past and the time period when he was a post-war toy model.
30x12 - The Girl on the Bus
January 13, 2019
When Lisa spots a new best friend from the window of the bus, she gets a taste of what life could be like with a different, more cultured family.
30x13 - I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can
February 10, 2019
Homer angers Marge by binging their favorite show without her, and has to pick up a new skill in order to make amends. Meanwhile, Bart prepares to compete in "Krusty's Holiday Trample".
30x14 - The Clown Stays in the Picture
February 17, 2019
Krusty reveals the untold story of his past in his movie "The Sands of Space". While working as personal assistants on the movie, Bart and Lisa learn about the early years of their parents' relationship.
30x15 - 101 Mitigations
March 3, 2019
Comic Book Guy sues Homer for joyriding in his car. Meanwhile, Guillermo del Toro saves Mr. Burns from his troubles with the law.
30x16 - I Want You (She's So Heavy)
March 10, 2019
When a romantic night ends in injury, Marge recovers by taking up kite boarding while Homer bonds with his hallucinated hernia; Lisa attempts to fix her parents' strained relationship by seeking advice from an unlikely source.
30x17 - E My Sports
March 17, 2019
As Bart begins to excel in video game competitions, Homer discovers a passion for coaching him; Lisa attempts to bring Homer back to reality, but the plan causes chaos.
30x18 - Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy
March 24, 2019
Krusty releases an all-female reboot of “Itchy and Scratchy,” so Bart and his crew of all-male friends decide to boycott the show. After Bart’s friends turn on him for laughing at the reboot, Bart joins a woke group of sixth-grade girls who commit crimes against patriarchy.
30x19 - Girl's in the Band
March 31, 2019
Homer works extra shifts at the plant so Lisa can play in the Capitol City Philharmonic.
30x20 - I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh
April 7, 2019
Marge becomes director of Springfield's local theater, armed with Lisa's script resembling "Hamilton"; Homer joins a baby class with Maggie, and he takes a liking to supervisor Chloe.
30x21 - D'oh Canada
April 28, 2019
Lisa is mistakenly given political asylum in Canada during a family trip to Niagara Falls; Homer goes to a “Daddy and Me” class with Maggie.
30x22 - Woo-Hoo Dunnit?
May 5, 2019
The documentary crime series "Dateline: Springfield" goes in-depth to solve the case of Lisa’s missing college fund.
30x23 - Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion
May 12, 2019
Marge starts a business selling healing crystals to the naive mothers of Springfield when Homer’s work cuts children’s health-care benefits, leading Marge to use the crystals as a cheaper solution for Bart’s ADD.

30x1 - Bart's Not Dead

30x2 - Heartbreak Hotel

30x3 - My Way or the Highway to Heaven

30x4 - Treehouse of Horror XXIX

30x5 - Baby You Can't Drive My Car

30x6 - From Russia Without Love

30x7 - Werking Mom

30x8 - Krusty the Clown

30x9 - Daddicus Finch

30x10 - 'Tis the 30th Season

30x11 - Mad About the Toy

30x12 - The Girl on the Bus

30x13 - I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can

30x14 - The Clown Stays in the Picture

30x15 - 101 Mitigations

30x16 - I Want You (She's So Heavy)

30x17 - E My Sports

30x18 - Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy

30x19 - Girl's in the Band

30x20 - I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh

30x21 - D'oh Canada

30x22 - Woo-Hoo Dunnit?

30x23 - Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion

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