The Song Remains So Lame

June 17, 2004

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Chilly Beach - S1 - E21

When Dale and Frank restart their old high school garage band a music producer becomes interested in representing them. Unfortunately she is only interested in Frank.

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Chilly Beach: Season 1 - 26 Episode s

1x1 - Separation Anxiety
September 3, 2003
Episode 1 - Separation Anxiety A decades-old debate polarizes the town, and soon Chilly Beach is divided into two ""distinct societies"" based on hockey allegiances: With the demise of Chilly Beach imminent Dale and Frank find a way to work together so they can live to fight another day.
1x2 - Pucked in the Head
September 10, 2003
After being hit by a nasty slap shot Frank develops a bad case of amnesia and disappears to parts unknown. Frank is the only one who knows the combination to unlock the town's vaulted beer supply, and unless Dale can get Frank back with his memories intact there could be rioting in the streets of Chilly Beach.
1x3 - Love Potion Undermined
September 17, 2003
In an effort to gain insight into the mating rituals of Canadians Abby decides to try a pheromone experiment. Her experiment however goes awry and Abby is left with a bizarre love triangle to clean up before her meddling causes irreparable damage.
1x4 - Shut your Space Hole
October 1, 2003
A giant black hole is threatening the planet Earth, and American space scientists need fresh ideas on how to combat it. Unfortunately, they reject budding Canadian genius Frank who knows that their brilliant plan is only going to make it worse. Frank has to work fast to stop them before the whole planet suffers the consequences.
1x5 - Invasion of the Beer Snatchers
October 8, 2003
Aliens abduct Frank, and after the usual alien probing and prodding, has his brain put under their control. Dale is single-handedly forced to come up with a solution that will save the Island from both the Aliens and Jacques' exotic poutine recipes.
1x6 - Power Pray
October 15, 2003
When coach Jacques goes down with an injury, and can no longer coach the kids pee wee hockey team Dale fills in for a price. Dale soon finds the deal he made isn't as sweet as he thought and tries everything to sabotage the efforts of the team before realizing what hockey's about.
1x7 - Fever Tale
October 22, 2003
Katherine is offered a promotion that will take her and Abby back to the United States, but Abby doesn't want to leave. So Abby feigns illness that will put all of America at risk should she be forced to travel back. Her plan backfires and she creates a major epidemic scare.
1x8 - Pity Slickers
October 29, 2003
In an effort to shore up her fledgling attempts at saving the seals, April seeks the help of a famous celebrity to make her plea heard. However, when April becomes a less than reluctant media darling in her own right, the real cause becomes lost and Dale and Frank must bring April back from the brink to help her rescue the helpless animals.
1x9 - Polar Opposites
June 9, 2004
Chilly Beach becomes the dump site for Toronto's garbage, but with the new dump comes an evil polar bear.
1x10 - Angus Rex
November 5, 2003
A fully intact dinosaur found frozen in the ice under Dale's house thaws out and goes on a rampage through Chilly Beach. Angus is the only one with the skills and equipment to track down and kill the dinosaur and save the town from certain destruction.
1x11 - The Chilly Beachcombers
November 12, 2003
When Dale misses a never-before-seen episode of his favorite show, ""The Beachcombers"", he hears it will air on Icelandic TV later in the week and devises a zany plan to see it while placing the entire island at risk.
1x12 - Lord of the Ringettes
November 19, 2003
Dale and Frank's hockey team plays April's team in a game of ringette.
1x13 - The Beer Hunters
November 26, 2003
Dale attempts to help Frank at the Beer Mart but somehow ends up sending the beer truck, with all of the supplies out into the wilderness. The townsfolk decide to pursue the truck on a "finders keepers" policy, and during the great chase Frank becomes lost. Now Dale faces the challenge of winning back Frank's trust by venturing out into an oncoming snow storm to rescue him.
1x14 - Natural Born Curlers
December 3, 2003
In an effort to find gainful employment, Angus helps Dale with the ice cleaning duties at the rink. With an almost religious obsession, Angus creates the finest curling ice in the world. When Angus' family from Scotland arrives in Chilly Beach Angus' dad challenges the locals to demonstrate his curling superiority causing Angus to have to choose between his family and his friends.
1x15 - Hollywood Far North
December 10, 2003
Filming on location in Chilly Beach, the director of a mega-budget Hollywood spectacle decides to blow up the entire island, for dramatic effect. Dale and Frank have to find a way to re-write this Hollywood ending to save their town from becoming one giant special effect.
1x16 - Secret Santa
December 17, 2003
While trying to buy a gift for the begrudged annual Secret Santa ritual, Dale stumbles upon none other than Santa (played by Leslie Nielsen) himself. Santa decides he needs a break and decides to hang with Dale only to become lazy and unmotivated. With the prospects of Christmas actually happening rapidly diminishing, Santa realizes the error of his ways and with Frank and Dale's help tries to salvage Christmas.
1x17 - Go Figure
June 4, 2004
Episode 5 - Go Figure A traveling ice show makes its way to Chilly Beach. Leading it is Elvis Stojko. When they stop into Chilly Beach, no one likes it at all except for Michel, who decides to leave and join the show.
1x18 - Country Cooking
May 2, 2004
Dale and Frank travel to Ottawa to get support for a petition to allow street hockey on all streets in Canada, but they find out that Chilly Beach is not actually part of Canada. So, they decide to make Chilly Beach its own country.
1x19 - Dale to the chief
June 8, 2004
Episode 21 - Dale To The Chief (William Shatner plays the U.S. President) The Air Force One makes a pit stop to refuel the plane on Chilly Beach. The President accidentally gets left behind and trys to figure out where in the world he is. Dale becomes friends with the President and soon becomes his adviser, creating international problems
1x20 - Cold War
June 14, 2004
When two Russian soldiers arrive in Chilly Beach from a drifting iceberg, it takes Dale and Frank shrewd negotiation skills to relieve tensions.
1x21 - The Song Remains So Lame
June 17, 2004
When Dale and Frank restart their old high school garage band a music producer becomes interested in representing them. Unfortunately she is only interested in Frank.
1x22 - My Big Fat Creep Wedding
June 21, 2004
Dale steps in as Abby's father at the three legged race at the Father/Daughter picnic. What he did not figure on is that the win might lead to bigger things.
1x23 - Brother's Day
June 24, 2004
It's Dale's birthday and he thinks no one remembered. However he gets a surprise when his older more successful brother Dave comes to town.
1x24 - Slush Fund
June 23, 2004
Chilly Beach's tourist trade is dwindling, but Dale and Frank discover a new natural resource that can be exploited for cash.
1x25 - Super Zeroes
July 1, 2004
Dale and Frank discover that there perks in being "superheroes" but they soon find out that with great power comes great responsibility.
1x26 - Slushbucklers
July 2, 2004
After the antiques show comes to Chilly Beach Jacques discovers that he is a cursed ancestor of the pirate "Blackboard".

The Song Remains So Lame

Chilly Beach - S1 - E21

Chilly Beach: Season 1 - 26 Episode s

1x1 - Separation Anxiety

1x2 - Pucked in the Head

1x3 - Love Potion Undermined

1x4 - Shut your Space Hole

1x5 - Invasion of the Beer Snatchers

1x6 - Power Pray

1x7 - Fever Tale

1x8 - Pity Slickers

1x9 - Polar Opposites

1x10 - Angus Rex

1x11 - The Chilly Beachcombers

1x12 - Lord of the Ringettes

1x13 - The Beer Hunters

1x14 - Natural Born Curlers

1x15 - Hollywood Far North

1x16 - Secret Santa

1x17 - Go Figure

1x18 - Country Cooking

1x19 - Dale to the chief

1x20 - Cold War

1x21 - The Song Remains So Lame

1x22 - My Big Fat Creep Wedding

1x23 - Brother's Day

1x24 - Slush Fund

1x25 - Super Zeroes

1x26 - Slushbucklers

Chilly Beach: All seasons

S0: Specials

S1: Season 1

S2: Season 2

S3: Season 3