1x1 - Lenny (pilot)

September 10, 1990

Lenny has to come up with money for his dad's operation.

1x3 - Opportunity Knocks Out

September 26, 1990

At a formal party, Lenny's hotel boss makes a pass at Shelly.

1x4 - The Loan Ranger

October 3, 1990

Lenny finds himself lending money to too many people.

1x5 - Yes, Virginity, There is a God

December 15, 1990

On Lenny's day off, Kelly needs to discuss sex, Tracy announces her atheism, and Eddie breaks the television.

1x6 - Career Day

December 22, 1990

Lenny attends a mortified Kelly's school Career Day.

1x7 - New York Stories

December 29, 1990

Stuck in a New York blizzard after the funeral of Uncle Shamus, the Callahan men may miss Tracy's dance recital.

1x8 - My Boyfriend's Black and There Gonna Be Trouble

January 5, 1991

Lenny's sister announces she is marrying a black lawyer.

1x9 - G.I. Joe

January 12, 1991

Lenny's doctor conducts a series of gastrointestinal tests when a potentially life-threatening problem crops up.

1x10 - Lenny Get Your Gun

January 26, 1991

After Pat and Mary are burglarized, they buy a gun and expect Lenny to follow suit.

1x11 - The Gas Man Cometh

February 2, 1991

An explosion on a gas line leaves Lenny trapped 10 feet below the street with an engineer and one sandwich.

1x12 - A Fine Romance

February 9, 1991

Lenny's romantic interlude with Shelly is soured by his worry over a boxing match on which Eddie bet their vacation money.

1x13 - Cold

February 16, 1991

When Lenny tries fixing the furnace himself, the family ends up bunking at his parents' house for heat.

1x14 - Family Matters

March 2, 1991

The Callahans gather for a loud family dinner.

1x15 - It AIn't The Heat

March 9, 1991

Fed up with winter, Pat flies off to Florida to stay with friend Charlie, while Mary insists on staying home.

1x16 - One of Our Hubbys is Missing

Kelly babysit a terror who disappears during hide-and-seek, while both sets of parents bowl a grudge match.