2x10 - show #180

January 31, 2003

General Chit-Chat broke us into today's edition of RI:SE with then a look at the News headlines with resident reporter and ex-Capital Radio presenter Zora Suleman. Todays topical top 5 included 1. Barrymore's Barnett 2. Colin Farrell 3. Snow 4. Claudia's Baby 5. Welsh Del-Boy Over to the abysmal game, Textecution (which has no point) and this week's winner was Philip! (Bad Luck Sabah, I know I was backing you!!!) Philip did an absolutely awful impression of Homer Simpson too! The All Nighters returned to RI:SE again this Morning! Alex and Sophie attended two bashes last night – they attended the premier of Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant's new film ""Two Week's Notice"" and went to an ‘animal benefit party'. :s Down on to Queensway and to Dougie Anderson in the local Laundrette! Today's OB included Men in several different styles of underwear! Hmmm… YAK! Anyway TPT joined Dougie later on in the show and decided that the guy in the Calvins was the best, lol! Matchbox 20 stars inc

2x11 - show #181

February 3, 2003

The RI:SE audience seem a lot mre lively then they normally do. Looks like C4 have listen to viewers because it looks like Zora is going to be doing the news infront of the control all the time now. Iain thought it was still january. This weeks TEXT contestants are Sophie,Beall,Lucie,Alice and Jon. Iain said that Edith can get in a nasty cat fight and told sophie not to argue with her. At 7:09 Edith once again took us into the control room. RI:SE showed us a clip the wako jako doco. Iain said te only reason he bought the T.A.T.U CD was because the two singers kissed. Why does Edith keep wearing them horrible red shoes? hasnt she got any others? At 7:22 Dougie was down at the pub talking to football fans. Understanly there was tension between the Westham fans and the Man U fans. Steve-o said he would never feed birds rice to make them explode. At 7:37 Iain asked the textcution contestants to perform party tricks. At 7:50 Iain and Edith interviwed Jodie. St 7:53 Rik the paper noy brang o

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February 4, 2003

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2x16 - show #186

February 10, 2003

Richard said that he is not that scary. This weeks TEXT contestants are Joseph,Gemma,Graham,Alex and bobby. Iain said that last weeks contestants must be kicking them selves because they won a caravan and this week the contestants are winning a holiday. IAINS TOP FIVE 1. Liam Gallagher 2. Dennis + Holden 3. T.A.T.U 4. Fish Pain 5. Zeta Jones At 8:16 there was a full paper review with Iain,Edith,Rik,Bryan and Sara. .:CAPTION:. Picture of christian .A. standing with two tall men ""New cast for Addams familey tree""

2x17 - show #187

February 11, 2003

At 7:02 Iain showed us a game called ""Larden V.S USA"" The textecution graphics have been updated. Joseph had to sleep in the RI:SE studio after he had the most number of votes from mondays show. Iain told Gemma can't say bum crack of tv. Dougie was playing ""blindefold date"" in the pub. Graham was the first TEXT contestant to go. At 8:15 there was a full paper review with Iain,Edith,Ben,Alexia and Rik. .:CAPTION:. Liam .G. Kicking a man out of a car ""Liam lerts one rip""

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February 12, 2003

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2x21 - show #191

February 17, 2003

Today was the first day of the London Congestion charge and the show open with a pre-recored video showing the RI:SE studio and production offices with no one in them, and a banner down the bottom of the screen saying due to the congestion charge no one could make it to the studio. The new TEXT contestant are Lindsey,Roy,Daniella,Helen and Kieron. Iain said that this weeks contestants were good looking. Edith done her first entertainment report at the fish tank and not in the control room. Dougie was down on the road talking to people about the congestion charge. Iain told every one in the studio to give Zora a appluse because she is a very good news reader. At 7:59 Zora joined Iain and Edith to give us news about a boxer not fighting beacause of an upset stomach. .:CAPTION:. Picture of christian .A. bending over "" 2 cents and she sings""

2x22 - show #192

February 18, 2003

Helen one of the TEXT contestants was not in the studio today because she was feeling sick. Kieron was the 1st TEXT contestants to go. The Entertainment report graphics have been updated

2x23 - show #193

February 19, 2003

Edith said that she use to fancy Rollie from Eastenders

2x24 - show #194

February 20, 2003

From todays show viewers can text in with any comment they like! Kate the coffee girl was in Mindys studio in L.A to give her a RI:SE mug and also to tell her that she will be at the grammeys. Iain told us that he needed to burp. Iain said that Rik the paper boy is not allowed with in 100 YARDS of Edith because of the court order that was put on him. Dougie was in the local CD shop getting people views on who should win at tonight Brit Awards. Harvey told us that he can not be botherd to go to the Brtis tonight because his watching the football. Iain said that Zora was in tears this morning because no one text's her with notes of love so he ask every one to phone up and leave there number. The TEXT contestants had to model clothes they bought. Daniella was the next TEXT contestant to go. Iain said that in the break Edith could not stop talking.

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2x30 - show #200

February 28, 2003

After a load of e-mails and 2 phone calls from production I was standing outside Charing Cross station waiting for a car to pick me up and bring me to the RI:SE studios. At 6:20 it arrived and a very nice car it was too! The car dropped me and my friend off in the car park of whitely shopping centre, we then followed the signs up to the studio where Sara one of the production team greeted us and showed us where to sign in. As we were waiting to be told where to go we were asked to wait in reception as was a very tired Dougie!! He spent a few minutes talking to the textecution contestants and then went off down the corridor. At about 6:40 we were taken in to a room were we got to have breakfast and read the daily papers, and then we had a practice on clapping. At 6:50 we were taken in to the studio and told where to sit, me and my mate got to sit around the big table near the video wall, Edith and Iain was already sitting in their chairs and started talking to members of the audience.

2x31 - show #201

March 3, 2003

Iain and Edith was asking viewers to text in there worst thing that had happen to them while they were driving. This week's TEXTECUTION contestants are Julia .B.,John,Stacey,Adam and Julia .R. Stacey said that she is so happy that Jade is on the show because shes just like her. Iain said that if you cover adams mouth up he looks likes Tom crusie. Edith was pleased that T.A.T.U are no longer number 1 in the UK music charts. Jade took the RI:SE driving test if she passed RI:SE would give 500 pounds to Comic Relief if she dont they wont. At 7:24 Dougie gave us hes sport report hmmmmmmmmm i can pick other person who would be very good doing this slot. HELLS BELLS At 7:28 Edith told us what was coming up on todays show. Jade was very lively dueing the show. Katie was at the video wall picking out voices that rob should perform. The 8:15 paper review was done at the sofa insted of the coffee bar. Iain said that Graham Norton is a 2 faced man.

2x32 - show #202

March 4, 2003

Iain and Edith was asking viewers to text in there best ways to make pancakes. Today the ""TODAY ON RI:SE"" graphic was shown at the start of the show insted of half way in. Iain said that pancake day was hes best time of the year. Julia one of the textecution contestants took a breath test to see if she was still drunk but she cut her lip on the glass and she started to bleed. Iain did an impression of George Michael. Edith said that she wanted Paul Ross the first one out of the celebrity Fame Academy. RI:SE had lots of FA gossip but Kevin would not answer to say if any think was true or false. Julia .R. was the first TEXT contestant to be voted off. Edith said that Popstar Darius Danesh should stop doing his Ali G impressions. 8:03 Mindy was back and Edith and Iain chatted to her about all the hollywood storys. June played the studio game ""Bed or Dead"" where she had a choice between two faces and pick one that she would love to go to bed with and one that she would love to kill. Iain s

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2x36 - show #206

March 10, 2003

Edith was telling us all morning about how cool being at the celebrity Fame Academy was last night. The ""Today On RI:SE"" graphics have now been updated. All of the money RI:SE and Channel4 earn out of TEXT'S will go to comic relief. This week's TEXTECUTION contestants are Kerrie,Ali,Adam,Lousie and Doug. Iain said that Lousie had a very sexy voice. Iain said he cannot read out a TEXT a viewer sent in because it was to rude to read out. Iain told Rik to cheer up and wave to the viewers. Down to queenway and Dougie was doing his sport report in the ART cafe which i have been to and it is very nice indeed. Edith said she was crying her eyes out in make-up this morning because she was watching last nights coldfeet. Edith said that they should give Dougie away as a prize for ""Text 2 Win"". Iain made Delta play the drums.

2x37 - show #207

March 11, 2003

Iain was warming Edith up by rubbing her. Iain said that ruby wax was very sexy. The ""Today On RI:SE"" graphics have been changed again. Edith did an impression of Billy off of Eastenders. In the entertainment report a mumber of people where haveing ago at Iain for being to skinney. Iain and Edith was in the office for the paper review, but then Iain started going into peoples draw and he found a work saw. Josh (SC) dyed his hair red after a viewers text in to dye his hair red. The TEXT contestants had to perform a line dance. Adam was the first one to go with 59% of the vote. It was Edith nan and grandads birthday. Iain perfromed a dance that was a mix of Hip Hop and Mime. Crossing over to Mel + Sue at 8:26 every one was laughing because to rabbits where shagging!!! the pets where there because Mel + Sue part of the show will be themed around a topic today it was ""Pet Problems""

2x38 - show #208

March 12, 2003

Dougie was presenting todays show with Iain because Edith had a day off. Iain said Zora was looking veryt summary. the textecution contestants have raised 260 pounds for C.R. Iain took over the entertain,ment report. Iain and Dougie asked viewers to text in if they had seen a U.F.O Iain said that Menskie the human beat box looks like beppe from Eastenders. Iain and Dougie perfromed there very own beatbox dance. Kerry was the next contestant to go. Sandra had her hair re-styled by Dougies littel friend Muhammed.

2x39 - show #209

March 13, 2003

Edith was back today. Iain told Edith off for shouting during the news, he said it was great that they found that littel girl but should not have shouted ""GET IN!!!"" Iain said the audience were all wimps because they only watch Eastenders. Iain said he would pay Edith 50 pounds if she said nothing in the whole show. In the entertainment report RI:SE showed a clip of Geri Halliwell's new USA show called ""All American Girl"". Playboy's Victora Silvesledt said she really liked Iain. Iain did an impression of Harry Hill. Rik was off sick today so his stand by Fred steped in. RI:SE beatbox Menskie had a BEATBOX fight with Killer! Menskie biged up Zora. Mel + Sue was doing more dumb dares and they included Zora playing air guitar.

2x40 - show #210

March 14, 2003

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2x46 - show #216

March 24, 2003

Due To The Events In Iraq RI:SE Now Airs From 8:10 - 9:30 RI:SE's long titels are now played at the start of every show. Iain said the paper reviews will not be on the war (Zora will be covering that)but on all the weired and funny stroies inside the papers. Iain said that Rik (the paper boy) nick name is "" Horney Goat Wee"" and every night when Iain goes home he phones up Rik's mum and ask if ""Horney Goat Wee"" is playing out. If hes lucky Rik wont be playing out, but if he is its just bad luck. Mindy was live at the oscars after show party giveing us a full and indepth run down of the nights events. Ediths Entertainment Report coved the oscars as well. Edith told Iain to stop takeing the piss out of the crew and to stop throwing props at them. Edith did an impression or Alfred Hicthcock after it was revealed that he made the shortest oscar award speech lasting just over 1 secound. Fearn thank iain for telling all the people at home that she had a hole in her fishnets. Edith and Fearn s

2x47 - show #217

March 25, 2003

Due To The Events In Iraq RI:SE Now Airs From 8:10 - 9:00 The show started with Iain behide the coffee bar doing what he called his ""sexy lady"" pose. Iain,Edith and Rik was talking about sproof Alan Partridge doc that was on last night, Iain really liked it but Rik and Edith wasnt to keen. The ""Today On RI:SE"" graphics have yet again been updated to have a new spring feel to the show. Iain and Edith was fighting over what they thought of rapper Eminem. Iain said he was a load of rubbish Edith said he was great. TEXT 2 WIN was back today. Iain said that the studio was so hot that he might take off all his clothes, Edith said she wont be joining him. Dougie hosted a re-vamped version of ""Music Dougie Style"" it now has new graphics and involes 3 music people from POP,HIP HOP and ROCK and then the audience votes on what is the best new single out of all of them.

2x48 - show #218

March 26, 2003

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March 27, 2003

2x50 - show #220

March 28, 2003

Coming back into the show at 8:28 RI:SE mocked the ""24"" split screen.

2x51 - show #221

March 31, 2003

Iain was so pleased that it was the first day of the britsh summer and it was so bright. But he said the best thing about was that all the women on the production crew were wearing nothing! Iain said he didnt do nothing for mothers day because he treats her everuy day of the year he wants a day off!! Edith said she would never be able to do a sex scene in a film because she would start laughing. Edith said her new name for the day was ""Littel Bow Peep"". David (BBC3's The Bachlor) had to pick a gril out of Katie,Alex and sophie to go on a breakfast date with him. RI:SE was one of the first shows in the U.K to show a clip of Maddonas new music video ""American Life"". Iain said that working on RI:SE is like a party.........sometimes not a good party but never the less it still is one. David chosse Alex to go on a date with him.

2x52 - show #222

April 1, 2003

The show started on an opening shot of Iain at the reception breakfast bar hovering up sugar. He then went dow the corridor do get Edith who was in the video editing room talking to the editor. Because its April fools day Iain and Edith played a joke on Dougie, while he doing his ""Music Dougie Style"" they are going to send 2 ""Police"" men to arrest him for filming with out a licence all in the name of comedy!! Edith thought a story about a dog scuba diveing was true. Iain has to whisper to kate because she was losing her voice. Edith found out how good she was at sufeing when she went on a computer game in the studio. Mindy got a cream pie in her face for april fools.

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April 2, 2003

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2x56 - show #226

April 7, 2003

2x57 - show #227

April 8, 2003

2x58 - show #228

April 9, 2003

2x59 - show #229

April 10, 2003

2x61 - show #231

April 14, 2003

Todays show was presented by Iain and Dougie, Kate was still on the show helping out now and then, RI:SE are trying to brake her into the show so she can find her feet. Kate will be takeing over full time on Monday. The show started with Iain and Dougie running up the stairs to the studio. Iain thought they was going to be late. Iain kept takeing the mick out of Dougies accent. Blazin squad said they have some very scary fans. Lip service was back for the first time since the relaunch!! todays subject was Catherine Zeta Jones. Iain ponited out that Kate was wearing a very short skirt but told her not to worry because on RI:SE they love the short skirt. Iain told Blazin squad to quite down dueing the paper review. Sophie said thanks to Dougie for being so nice to her, but Dougie said he was flirting with her. Iain and Dougie said they could not see a VT because one of the producers had taped over it with the hoobs. RI:SE set up one of there auidence members by showing clips of them when

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April 15, 2003

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April 21, 2003

2x67 - show #237

April 22, 2003

RI:SE Human beat box menskie was back in the RI:SE studio for the first time in ages. Iain was full of millionaire jokes. (see quotes) Iain was talking about the Paul Macarty concert he went to go to see last night, he did not really enjoy it that much because he sang to many new songs about his wife who he don't like. Iain said he was really upset about S CLUB splitting up and that he fancied Jo. Rap group So Solid Crew he were on the show yesterday left some gum on the RI:SE table. Kate said that she really liked Iain's shoulders. For the first TEXT 2 WIN viewers had to guest what person out of Iain, Menskie and Charlie the floor manger that guest Lisa Maffia wanted to sing a rap to. She picked Charlie. Today's subject in Lip Service was celebrity Holly Valance. Mindy Join us once again from LA. Looks life Sophie Blac is the new sports expert…………….GET HELLS BELLS BACK CH4 Iain started to spin kate around on her chair. Do you want the chance to date one of Kate's Mates just send a pic

2x68 - show #238

April 23, 2003

RI:SE The RI:SE crew has nicknamed Kate ""Katie Bear"" At the start of the show Tony was making coffee for one of the RI:SE crew. 2 girls were in the RI:SE studio getting football shirts painted onto their bodies. Katie said she needs to go back to school and learn some history. Iain could not stop singing Tony's songs all morning. Iain was mad with Rik the paper boy for not sorting out the papers for him, Rik said he didn't have time even though he had been at the studio since 5am. Iain said he likes boobs. Dougie was not on today's show his only input on the show today was doing a voice over for the ""World Famous for Dicking Around"" VT. Katie said that she really would like to hit Iain around the face with a big fish. This show saw the first play of some new music that RI:SE uses when coming back from the break. Iain and Kate said the team should have asked them whether it was ok to use the new music. Iain did an impression of Richard Blackwood. Katie did a special dance for Craig Davi

2x69 - show #239

April 24, 2003

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April 28, 2003

RI:SE is now back to its normal time. 6:55 - 9:00. The show started with Kate and Iain messing around at the reception sink. The office paper review is now back, but not with Rik, just Iain and Kate. Dates Kates Mates was back this week and Rosie was set up with Danny. MEL:SUE INTRO Sue: (to audience member) If you use the right cream it should clean up. Mel: Guntan Morngong Sue: Thank you very much to Zora their for the news. Mel: Feeling like a 1970's music/playaway show this morning Sue: Its very kids TV presenter [mel and sue start rock left and right pretending to be playing the guitar] Its hay gang were much older then you! sing along to this one!. Mel: were sitting on the cubes

2x72 - show #242

April 29, 2003

Kate was loving the sunshine today. Iain was upset over corrie last night because it was'nt that good. At 7:16 the lights in the RI:SE studio went out at 7:18 they flickerd back on but then went back out, at 7:33 the presenter charis and sofa had to be turn round and placed infront of the newswall. Iain blamed Uri. MEL:SUE INTRO Sue: oh dear (laughs) Mel: Sorry Mates Sue: Mel begins this show like every other show going ""is it me is it us are we on!?"" Mel: also just appluading my self!

2x73 - show #243

April 30, 2003

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May 1, 2003

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2x77 - show #247

May 5, 2003

Mike was bacl in the studio after represeting RI:SE at the NIKE freestyle awards he got to the final and came 4th out of 6,000. Iain told Mike that he will teach him how to do a robot dance later on in the show. Uri was back at RI:SE towers to talk about ""I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here"". Uri told Iain and Kate that the contestants in the jungle are getting payed up to £25,000 and if a celeb gets bitten by a snake they get payed one million pounds. Menskie and Uri sang an updated track of Url's 70s hit. Uri gave him a vinale copy of his 70s track. Iain and Kate said that they will be doing a version of ""China in your hands"" if no one else does it. Iain gave Ronan the RI:SE waterproof jaket to wear on his charity walk. Kate told us that it was 2 days til her birthday. Uri sprayed Iain and Kate with some perfume Michel Jackson used, and he said he will be trying to get the king of pop to be a guest on RI:SE.

2x78 - show #248

May 6, 2003

At the start of the show Iain thanked Zora for looking so great and keeping us updated on all the news. Iain told us that he saw Kate naked a few days ok. ""Date Kates Mates"" was back again today, this weeks contestant was Nathen he was looking for a man to love. Coming back into the show at 7:09 Iain and Kate did'nt know they were back on air. (See Qutoes) Iain said that he felt like a super hero a few days ago: he was driving down the street and saw an old lady running for the bus that was pulling out, Iain pulled out infront of the bus and would'nt move until he let the old lady on. Iain told us all the ending of the 6th sense. Lucky i already seen it :) At 7:23 Uril tryed to fix broken watches of the studio auildence and he did fix some but not Iain and Kates. 7:40 Mindy join us live from LA. Kate went into make-up to give Mel a sign photo board from Colin frith.

2x79 - show #249

May 7, 2003

Today was Kates Birthday and the androides played live.

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May 8, 2003

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May 12, 2003

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May 14, 2003

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May 15, 2003

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May 19, 2003

RI:SE started Iain and Kate in the control room drinking Hot coco. Kate told us that over the weekend she went to go and see arsenal play in wales and on sunday she went on the ""Help A London Child: FUN RUN"". Iain's weekend was not that good he broke down on a motor way while he was on the way to get a new bathroom. Zora now gives us RI:SE viewers before anyone else at 7:00, 7:25, 7:55 and 8:25. Iain kept on cracking jokes about Will young, not to keen on will are we Iain? In the newspaper review Kate got a bit upset over a story in which a school has banned sports day. While Iain and Kate was doing the paper review, the director kept cutting to a picture of Kate warming up for the fun run in one of the papers, Kate Did'nt like it at all. Iain said that Kates hangover cure is.........Sex. Iain,Kate,Alex and sophie was singing R kellys new song all morning. At 8:01 Iain sneezed on the bar and there was a lot of snot. This weeks ""Date Kates Mates"" was back and this weeks mate is Elle.

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May 20, 2003

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2x102 - Show #272

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2x103 - Show #273

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2x104 - Show #274

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2x105 - Show #275

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2x106 - Show #276

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2x107 - show #277

June 16, 2003

2x108 - show #278

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2x109 - show #279

June 18, 2003

2x110 - show #280

June 19, 2003