2x44 - show #214

March 20, 2003

2x45 - show #215

March 21, 2003

2x46 - show #216

March 24, 2003

Due To The Events In Iraq RI:SE Now Airs From 8:10 - 9:30 RI:SE's long titels are now played at the start of every show. Iain said the paper reviews will not be on the war (Zora will be covering that)but on all the weired and funny stroies inside the papers. Iain said that Rik (the paper boy) nick name is "" Horney Goat Wee"" and every night when Iain goes home he phones up Rik's mum and ask if ""Horney Goat Wee"" is playing out. If hes lucky Rik wont be playing out, but if he is its just bad luck. Mindy was live at the oscars after show party giveing us a full and indepth run down of the nights events. Ediths Entertainment Report coved the oscars as well. Edith told Iain to stop takeing the piss out of the crew and to stop throwing props at them. Edith did an impression or Alfred Hicthcock after it was revealed that he made the shortest oscar award speech lasting just over 1 secound. Fearn thank iain for telling all the people at home that she had a hole in her fishnets. Edith and Fearn s

2x47 - show #217

March 25, 2003

Due To The Events In Iraq RI:SE Now Airs From 8:10 - 9:00 The show started with Iain behide the coffee bar doing what he called his ""sexy lady"" pose. Iain,Edith and Rik was talking about sproof Alan Partridge doc that was on last night, Iain really liked it but Rik and Edith wasnt to keen. The ""Today On RI:SE"" graphics have yet again been updated to have a new spring feel to the show. Iain and Edith was fighting over what they thought of rapper Eminem. Iain said he was a load of rubbish Edith said he was great. TEXT 2 WIN was back today. Iain said that the studio was so hot that he might take off all his clothes, Edith said she wont be joining him. Dougie hosted a re-vamped version of ""Music Dougie Style"" it now has new graphics and involes 3 music people from POP,HIP HOP and ROCK and then the audience votes on what is the best new single out of all of them.

2x48 - show #218

March 26, 2003

2x49 - show #219

March 27, 2003

2x50 - show #220

March 28, 2003

Coming back into the show at 8:28 RI:SE mocked the ""24"" split screen.

2x51 - show #221

March 31, 2003

Iain was so pleased that it was the first day of the britsh summer and it was so bright. But he said the best thing about was that all the women on the production crew were wearing nothing! Iain said he didnt do nothing for mothers day because he treats her everuy day of the year he wants a day off!! Edith said she would never be able to do a sex scene in a film because she would start laughing. Edith said her new name for the day was ""Littel Bow Peep"". David (BBC3's The Bachlor) had to pick a gril out of Katie,Alex and sophie to go on a breakfast date with him. RI:SE was one of the first shows in the U.K to show a clip of Maddonas new music video ""American Life"". Iain said that working on RI:SE is like a party.........sometimes not a good party but never the less it still is one. David chosse Alex to go on a date with him.

2x52 - show #222

April 1, 2003

The show started on an opening shot of Iain at the reception breakfast bar hovering up sugar. He then went dow the corridor do get Edith who was in the video editing room talking to the editor. Because its April fools day Iain and Edith played a joke on Dougie, while he doing his ""Music Dougie Style"" they are going to send 2 ""Police"" men to arrest him for filming with out a licence all in the name of comedy!! Edith thought a story about a dog scuba diveing was true. Iain has to whisper to kate because she was losing her voice. Edith found out how good she was at sufeing when she went on a computer game in the studio. Mindy got a cream pie in her face for april fools.

2x53 - show #223

April 2, 2003

2x54 - show #224

April 3, 2003

2x55 - show #225

April 4, 2003

2x56 - show #226

April 7, 2003

2x57 - show #227

April 8, 2003

2x58 - show #228

April 9, 2003

2x59 - show #229

April 10, 2003

2x60 - show #230

April 11, 2003

Ediths last show. ""beep the clock:""

2x61 - show #231

April 14, 2003

Todays show was presented by Iain and Dougie, Kate was still on the show helping out now and then, RI:SE are trying to brake her into the show so she can find her feet. Kate will be takeing over full time on Monday. The show started with Iain and Dougie running up the stairs to the studio. Iain thought they was going to be late. Iain kept takeing the mick out of Dougies accent. Blazin squad said they have some very scary fans. Lip service was back for the first time since the relaunch!! todays subject was Catherine Zeta Jones. Iain ponited out that Kate was wearing a very short skirt but told her not to worry because on RI:SE they love the short skirt. Iain told Blazin squad to quite down dueing the paper review. Sophie said thanks to Dougie for being so nice to her, but Dougie said he was flirting with her. Iain and Dougie said they could not see a VT because one of the producers had taped over it with the hoobs. RI:SE set up one of there auidence members by showing clips of them when

2x62 - show #232

April 15, 2003

2x63 - show #233

April 16, 2003

2x64 - show #234

April 17, 2003

2x65 - show #235

April 18, 2003

2x66 - show #236

April 21, 2003

2x67 - show #237

April 22, 2003

RI:SE Human beat box menskie was back in the RI:SE studio for the first time in ages. Iain was full of millionaire jokes. (see quotes) Iain was talking about the Paul Macarty concert he went to go to see last night, he did not really enjoy it that much because he sang to many new songs about his wife who he don't like. Iain said he was really upset about S CLUB splitting up and that he fancied Jo. Rap group So Solid Crew he were on the show yesterday left some gum on the RI:SE table. Kate said that she really liked Iain's shoulders. For the first TEXT 2 WIN viewers had to guest what person out of Iain, Menskie and Charlie the floor manger that guest Lisa Maffia wanted to sing a rap to. She picked Charlie. Today's subject in Lip Service was celebrity Holly Valance. Mindy Join us once again from LA. Looks life Sophie Blac is the new sports expert…………….GET HELLS BELLS BACK CH4 Iain started to spin kate around on her chair. Do you want the chance to date one of Kate's Mates just send a pic

2x68 - show #238

April 23, 2003

RI:SE The RI:SE crew has nicknamed Kate ""Katie Bear"" At the start of the show Tony was making coffee for one of the RI:SE crew. 2 girls were in the RI:SE studio getting football shirts painted onto their bodies. Katie said she needs to go back to school and learn some history. Iain could not stop singing Tony's songs all morning. Iain was mad with Rik the paper boy for not sorting out the papers for him, Rik said he didn't have time even though he had been at the studio since 5am. Iain said he likes boobs. Dougie was not on today's show his only input on the show today was doing a voice over for the ""World Famous for Dicking Around"" VT. Katie said that she really would like to hit Iain around the face with a big fish. This show saw the first play of some new music that RI:SE uses when coming back from the break. Iain and Kate said the team should have asked them whether it was ok to use the new music. Iain did an impression of Richard Blackwood. Katie did a special dance for Craig Davi

2x69 - show #239

April 24, 2003

2x70 - show #240

April 25, 2003

2x71 - show #241

April 28, 2003

RI:SE is now back to its normal time. 6:55 - 9:00. The show started with Kate and Iain messing around at the reception sink. The office paper review is now back, but not with Rik, just Iain and Kate. Dates Kates Mates was back this week and Rosie was set up with Danny. MEL:SUE INTRO Sue: (to audience member) If you use the right cream it should clean up. Mel: Guntan Morngong Sue: Thank you very much to Zora their for the news. Mel: Feeling like a 1970's music/playaway show this morning Sue: Its very kids TV presenter [mel and sue start rock left and right pretending to be playing the guitar] Its hay gang were much older then you! sing along to this one!. Mel: were sitting on the cubes

2x72 - show #242

April 29, 2003

Kate was loving the sunshine today. Iain was upset over corrie last night because it was'nt that good. At 7:16 the lights in the RI:SE studio went out at 7:18 they flickerd back on but then went back out, at 7:33 the presenter charis and sofa had to be turn round and placed infront of the newswall. Iain blamed Uri. MEL:SUE INTRO Sue: oh dear (laughs) Mel: Sorry Mates Sue: Mel begins this show like every other show going ""is it me is it us are we on!?"" Mel: also just appluading my self!

2x73 - show #243

April 30, 2003

2x74 - show #244

May 1, 2003

2x75 - show #245

May 2, 2003

2x76 - show #246

May 2, 2003

2x77 - show #247

May 5, 2003

Mike was bacl in the studio after represeting RI:SE at the NIKE freestyle awards he got to the final and came 4th out of 6,000. Iain told Mike that he will teach him how to do a robot dance later on in the show. Uri was back at RI:SE towers to talk about ""I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here"". Uri told Iain and Kate that the contestants in the jungle are getting payed up to £25,000 and if a celeb gets bitten by a snake they get payed one million pounds. Menskie and Uri sang an updated track of Url's 70s hit. Uri gave him a vinale copy of his 70s track. Iain and Kate said that they will be doing a version of ""China in your hands"" if no one else does it. Iain gave Ronan the RI:SE waterproof jaket to wear on his charity walk. Kate told us that it was 2 days til her birthday. Uri sprayed Iain and Kate with some perfume Michel Jackson used, and he said he will be trying to get the king of pop to be a guest on RI:SE.

2x78 - show #248

May 6, 2003

At the start of the show Iain thanked Zora for looking so great and keeping us updated on all the news. Iain told us that he saw Kate naked a few days ok. ""Date Kates Mates"" was back again today, this weeks contestant was Nathen he was looking for a man to love. Coming back into the show at 7:09 Iain and Kate did'nt know they were back on air. (See Qutoes) Iain said that he felt like a super hero a few days ago: he was driving down the street and saw an old lady running for the bus that was pulling out, Iain pulled out infront of the bus and would'nt move until he let the old lady on. Iain told us all the ending of the 6th sense. Lucky i already seen it :) At 7:23 Uril tryed to fix broken watches of the studio auildence and he did fix some but not Iain and Kates. 7:40 Mindy join us live from LA. Kate went into make-up to give Mel a sign photo board from Colin frith.

2x79 - show #249

May 7, 2003

Today was Kates Birthday and the androides played live.

2x80 - show #250

May 8, 2003

2x81 - show #251

May 9, 2003

2x82 - show #252

May 12, 2003

2x83 - show #253

May 13, 2003

2x84 - show #254

May 14, 2003

2x85 - show #255

May 15, 2003

2x86 - show #256

May 16, 2003

2x87 - show #257

May 19, 2003

RI:SE started Iain and Kate in the control room drinking Hot coco. Kate told us that over the weekend she went to go and see arsenal play in wales and on sunday she went on the ""Help A London Child: FUN RUN"". Iain's weekend was not that good he broke down on a motor way while he was on the way to get a new bathroom. Zora now gives us RI:SE viewers before anyone else at 7:00, 7:25, 7:55 and 8:25. Iain kept on cracking jokes about Will young, not to keen on will are we Iain? In the newspaper review Kate got a bit upset over a story in which a school has banned sports day. While Iain and Kate was doing the paper review, the director kept cutting to a picture of Kate warming up for the fun run in one of the papers, Kate Did'nt like it at all. Iain said that Kates hangover cure is.........Sex. Iain,Kate,Alex and sophie was singing R kellys new song all morning. At 8:01 Iain sneezed on the bar and there was a lot of snot. This weeks ""Date Kates Mates"" was back and this weeks mate is Elle.

2x88 - show #258

May 20, 2003

2x89 - show #259

May 21, 2003

2x90 - show #260

May 22, 2003

2x91 - show #261

May 23, 2003

2x92 - show #262

May 26, 2003

2x93 - show #263

May 27, 2003

2x95 - show #265

May 29, 2003

2x96 - show #266

May 30, 2003

2x97 - show #267

June 2, 2003

2x98 - show #268

June 3, 2003

2x99 - show #269

June 4, 2003

2x100 - show #270

June 5, 2003

2x101 - show #271

June 6, 2003

2x102 - Show #272

June 9, 2003

2x103 - Show #273

June 10, 2003

2x104 - Show #274

June 11, 2003

2x105 - Show #275

June 12, 2003

2x106 - Show #276

June 13, 2003

2x107 - show #277

June 16, 2003

2x108 - show #278

June 17, 2003

2x109 - show #279

June 18, 2003

2x110 - show #280

June 19, 2003

2x111 - show #281

June 20, 2003

2x112 - show #282

June 23, 2003

2x113 - show #283

June 24, 2003

2x114 - show #284

June 25, 2003

2x115 - show #285

June 26, 2003

2x116 - show #286

June 27, 2003

2x117 - show #287

June 30, 2003

2x118 - show #288

July 1, 2003

2x119 - show #289

July 2, 2003

2x120 - show #290

July 3, 2003

2x121 - show #291

July 4, 2003

2x122 - show #292

July 7, 2003

2x123 - show #293

July 8, 2003

2x124 - show #294

July 9, 2003

2x125 - show #295

July 10, 2003

2x126 - show #296

July 11, 2003

2x127 - show #297

July 14, 2003

2x128 - show #298

July 15, 2003

2x129 - show #299

July 16, 2003

2x130 - show #300

July 17, 2003

2x131 - show #301

July 18, 2003

2x132 - show #302

July 21, 2003

2x133 - show #303

July 22, 2003

2x134 - show #304

July 23, 2003

2x135 - show #305

July 24, 2003

2x136 - show #306

July 25, 2003

2x137 - show #307

July 28, 2003

2x138 - show #308

July 29, 2003

2x139 - show #309

July 30, 2003

2x140 - show #310

July 31, 2003

2x141 - show #311

August 1, 2003

2x142 - show #312

August 4, 2003

2x143 - show #313

August 5, 2003

2x144 - show #314

August 6, 2003