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Cliff Sloan, Paul Rieckhoff
The Colbert Report - S5 - E61
Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law and Paul Rieckhoff wants to make sure returning veterans get education, employment and health care support.
The Colbert Report: Season 5 - 101 Episode s
5x11 - Elizabeth Alexander
January 21, 2009
Elizabeth Alexander explains to Stephen the difference between a metaphor and a lie.
5x12 - Jon Meacham
January 22, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes Newsweek editor and author of American Lion: Andrew Jackson in the White House, Jon Meacham.
5x13 - Chris Mooney, Ed Young
January 26, 2009
Obama changes Bush's policy on science, and Ed Young thinks married people should have more sex.
5x14 - Philippe Petit
January 27, 2009
Documentary, "Man on Wire"
5x15 - Paul McCartney, Denis Dutton
January 28, 2009
5x16 - John Podesta
January 29, 2009
President and CEO, Center for American Progress
5x17 - Dan Zaccagnino
February 2, 2009
The government collapses in Iceland, and Stephen gets mad at Dan Zaccagnino.
5x18 - Henry Louis Gates Jr.
February 3, 2009
Henry Louis Gates, Jr. says Abraham Lincoln was always against slavery, but he wasn't a fan of black people.
5x19 - Steve Martin
February 4, 2009
Actor, "The Pink Panther 2"
5x20 - James Surowiecki, Jonah Lehrer
February 5, 2009
Stephen salutes the Boy Scouts, and Jonah Lehrer discusses the neuroscience of decision-making.
5x21 - TV on the Radio
February 9, 2009
Stephen welcomes musical guest TV On The Radio.
5x22 - Robert Ballard
February 10, 2009
It's tough times for the Republican Party, and Stephen gives a shout out to a former employee.
5x23 - Eleanor Holmes Norton, Steven Pinker
February 11, 2009
New York Times article, "My Genomic Self"
5x24 - David Ross, Ed Colbert, Adam Gopnik
February 12, 2009
Adam Gopnik claims that faith and fear no longer rule our lives because of Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin.
5x25 - Father James Martin, Helen Fisher
February 23, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes the chief scientific advisor for chemistry.com, anthropology professor and author of Why Him? Why Her?: Finding Real Love By Understanding Your Personality Type, Helen Fisher.
5x26 - Cliff Sloan
February 24, 2009
Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law.
5x27 - John Fetterman
February 25, 2009
Mayor John Fetterman believes Braddock, PA is a great place to spend some of the stimulus money.
5x28 - Kris Kristofferson
February 26, 2009
Stephen wants to know how Kris Kristofferson can be a country musician and a liberal at the same time.
5x29 - David Byrne
March 2, 2009
Late at night, who does David Byrne fear David Byrne is?
5x30 - Mark Bittman
March 3, 2009
President Obama taxes the rich to pay for universal health care, and South Carolina may finally end gun prostitution.
5x31 - Carl Wilson
March 4, 2009
Carl Wilson tries to understand the popularity of Celine Dion in "Let's Talk About Love" and will NASA name part of the space station after Stephen if he changes his name to Stephen Urine Filtration System?
5x32 - Steven Johnson
March 5, 2009
Steven Johnson talks about Joseph Priestley, the man who first realized that plants actually create the oxygen we breathe.
5x33 - Lisa Hannigan
March 9, 2009
Lisa Hannigan sewed the cover, liner notes and lyrics of her album "Sea Sew."
5x34 - William Gerstenmaier, Dr. Jay Keasling
March 10, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes microbiologist and member of the Joint BioEnergy Institute, Dr. Jay Keasling. Also Stephen talks with NASA's associate administrator for space operations Bill Gerstenmaier about the Kepler Probe and other space exploration.
5x35 - Howard Fineman
March 11, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes Newsweek correspondent and author of 'The Thirteen American Arguments: Enduring Debates that Define and Inspire Our Country', Howard Fineman.
5x36 - Simon Johnson, Peter Singer
March 12, 2009
Peter Singer urges Stephen to give money to poor people rather than enjoying it himself.
5x37 - Jonathan Chait, Neil Gaiman
March 16, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of 'The Graveyard Book'.
5x38 - David Grann
March 17, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of 'The Lost City of Z: A Tale of Deadly Obsession in the Amazon'.
5x39 - Juan Cole
March 18, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of 'Engaging the Muslim World'.
5x40 - John McCardell
March 19, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes the president of Choose Responsibility.
5x41 - Derrick Pitts
March 30, 2009
The guest tonight is Derrick Pitts, Chief Astronomer at The Franklin Institute.
5x42 - David Plotz
March 31, 2009
David Plotz, Author of 'Good Book LP' talks to Stephen tonight.
5x43 - Dambisa Moyo
April 1, 2009
Author of "Dead Aid", Dambisa Moyo is the guest on tonight's show.
5x44 - Biz Stone
April 2, 2009
One of the co-founders of Twitter is the guest for tonight's show.
5x45 - Tom Brokaw, Rich Lowry
April 6, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes the co-author of Banquo's Ghosts, Rich Lowry.
5x46 - Queen Noor
April 7, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes Jordan's Queen Noor.
5x47 - Phil Bronstein
April 8, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes the editor at large for the San Francisco Chronicle, Phil Bronstein.
5x48 - Bart Ehrman
April 9, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes Bible expert and author of Jesus, Interrupted: Revealing the Hidden Contradictions in the Bible (And Why We Don't Know About Them), Bart Ehrman.
5x49 - Sunita L. Williams, Susie Orbach
April 14, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes psychotherapist and author of Bodies, Susie Orbach. Also, Stephen talks with NASA's Deputy Chief, Astronaut Office at the Johnson Space Center, Sunita Williams about the naming of the new node on the International Space Station.
5x50 - Jim Lehrer
April 15, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes the anchor of PBS' NewsHour and author of Oh, Jonny, Jim Lehrer.
5x51 - Kanishk Tharoor, Doug Kmiec
April 16, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes the former head of the Office of Legal Council for both President Reagan and George Bush Sr., and author of Can a Catholic Support Him? Asking the Big Questions about Barack Obama, Doug Kmiec. Also, Stephen talks with the associate editor for opendemocracy.net, Kanishk Tharoor.
5x52 - Ken Quinn, Sheriff Joe Arpaio
April 20, 2009
Sheriff Joe Arpaio denies that he focuses too much on illegal immigration.
5x53 - Coach Mike Kryzewski
April 21, 2009
Tonight Stephen talks with Duke University men's basketball coach Mike Krzyzewski.
5x54 - Ira Glass
April 22, 2009
Tonight Stephen talks with host of This American Life, Ira Glass.
5x55 - Elizabeth Bintliff
April 23, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes the West Africa Program Officer for Heifer International, Elizabeth Bintliff.
5x56 - The Decemberists
April 27, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes musical group The Decemberists.
5x57 - David Gross
April 28, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes journalist and author of 'Dumb Money: How Our Greatest Financial Minds Bankrupted the Nation', Daniel Gross. Also, Stephen talks with war correspondent Richard Engel.
5x58 - David Kessler
April 29, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes former FDA commissioner and author of The End of Overeating: Taking Control of the Insatiable American Appetite, David Kessler.
5x59 - Jonathan Alter, Ethan Nadelman
April 30, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes the founder and executive director of the Drug Policy Alliance, Ethan Nadlemann.
5x60 - J.J. Abrams
May 4, 2009
The Prescott Group needs a bailout, and J.J. Abrams reveals clues to Stephen's Persian Gulf mystery.
5x61 - Cliff Sloan, Paul Rieckhoff
May 5, 2009
Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law and Paul Rieckhoff wants to make sure returning veterans get education, employment and health care support.
5x62 - Laurie Garrett
May 6, 2009
President Obama's approval numbers are at 67%, and public health expert Laurie Garrett is here to shed some light on the swine flu.
5x63 - Mitchell Joachim
May 7, 2009
It's Bring Your Savior to Work Day, and Mitchell Joachim wants to build carbon-neutral cities.
5x64 - Jeff Daniels
May 11, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes actor Jeff Daniels Also, Stephen talks with the vice president of policy at Demos.org, Tamara Draut about credit cart reform.
5x65 - Ron Howard
May 12, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes the producer & director of Angels & Demons, Ron Howard. Also, Stephen talks with the head of Latin American Division of the Council on Foreign Relations, Julia Sweig about Cuba.
5x66 - Michael Pollan
May 13, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of In Defense of Food: An Eater's Manifesto, Michael Pollan.
5x67 - Yusuf Islam
May 14, 2009
Donald Trump allows Miss California to keep her crown, the DonorsChoose competition continues, and Yusuf performs.
5x68 - Meghan McCain
May 18, 2009
Meghan McCain loves the Republican Party and wants to save it from the people trying to make it more extreme.
5x69 - Walter Kirn
May 19, 2009
Republicans find a way to make us love them again, and a Difference Maker stands up to the government.
5x70 - Seth Shostak
May 20, 2009
Torture memo author John Yoo gets a newspaper column, and Nancy Pelosi says the CIA lied to her.
5x71 - Green Day
May 21, 2009
Stephen reveals most of the Indian election results, and Green Day talks about their album, "21st Century Breakdown."
5x72 - Jeffrey Toobin, Sen. Byron Dorgan
June 1, 2009
Republicans could lose their Latino voter, and you can see Stephen's Persian Gulf destination from Sarah Palin's house.
5x73 - Katty Kay
June 2, 2009
The FDA challenges medical claims made by Cheerios, and Jim Moran protects kids from erectile dysfunction advertising.
5x74 - Eric Schlosser
June 3, 2009
California allows some gay couples to stay married, and Obama invites Iran to celebrate 4th of July.
5x75 - Dag Soderberg, David Byrne
June 4, 2009
Wikipedia takes on the Church of Scientology, and the latest on abstinence-only education will be worth the wait.
5x76 - General Raymond Odierno
June 8, 2009
General Ray Odierno steps up to the plate to be Stephen’s first guest in Iraq.
5x77 - Specialist Tareq Salha, Sgt. Robin Balcom
June 9, 2009
Stephen welcomes Sergeant Robin Balcom and Specialist Tareq Salha to his international desk of wisdom and truthiness.
5x78 - Lieutenant General Charles Jacoby
June 10, 2009
Tom Hanks and Stephen prepare a care package, and Charles H. Jacoby Jr. picks his favorite soldier.
5x79 - Stephen broadcasts from Iraq, Command Sgt. Major Frank Grippe
June 11, 2009
George W. Bush praises the troops, and Frank A. Grippe orders his officers to sing the Army song.
5x80 - Austan Goolsbee
June 15, 2009
Stephen gives advice to the next leader of North Korea, and asks Austan Goolsbee if his arm gets tired from throwing money at problems.
5x81 - Karim Sadjadpour, Jim Rogers
June 16, 2009
According to polls, 120% say the Iranian election wasn't rigged, and Jim Rogers wants to reduce Duke Energy's carbon footprint.
5x82 - Joshua Micah Marshall
June 17, 2009
Sonia Sotomayor belongs to an exclusive women's-only club, and Joshua Micah Marshall won't be doing the pointing and talking.
5x83 - Paul Muldoon
June 18, 2009
Someone finally agrees to accept Gitmo detainees, and Stephen nails poet Paul Muldoon.
5x84 - Simon Schama
June 22, 2009
Stephen suggests punching randomly until we find the enemy among us, and Simon Schama writes a history of the future of America.
5x85 - Howard Dean, David Kilcullen
June 23, 2009
David Kilcullen fights wars by taking a local approach to combat smaller guerrilla movements.
5x86 - Matthew Crawford
June 24, 2009
The Jonas Brothers don't abstain from making awesome rock, and Matthew Crawford believes in working with his hands.
5x87 - Jim Fouratt
June 25, 2009
ABC turns their network over to Barack Obama, and Jim Fouratt meets the leader of the gay shame movement.
5x88 - Neil DeGrasse Tyson
June 29, 2009
Neil deGrasse Tyson tries to make science accessible to whomever wants to reach out and touch it.
5x89 - Alexi Lalas, Kevin Mattson
June 30, 2009
Stephen questions whether America should embrace soccer, and Kevin Mattson thinks Jimmy Carter was underappreciated.
5x90 - Nicholas Kristof
July 1, 2009
The Supreme Court takes its recess, and Nicholas Kristof discusses "It's Time to Learn From Frogs" after crossing five lanes of busy traffic.
5x91 - Ed Viesturs
July 2, 2009
Congress passes a renewable energy bill, and climber Ed Viesturs scales Stephen's ego.
5x92 - Paul Rieckhoff, Paul Krugman
July 13, 2009
The Sotomayor confirmation hearings begin, and New York Times columnist Paul Krugman knows a lot about money.
5x93 - Leymah Gbowee
July 14, 2009
Stephen suggests looking for change in the folds of Barney Frank, and asks Leymah Gbowee where Liberia is.
5x94 - Douglas Rushkoff
July 15, 2009
There's bad news for people with target-shaped birthmarks, and Douglas Rushkoff lets Jews and Freemasons off the hook.
5x95 - Edmund Andrews
July 16, 2009
Stephen is emotionally dead inside, and Ed Andrews should write about teen vampires if he wants to get out of debt.
5x96 - Geoffrey Canada, Bob Park
July 20, 2009
Geoffrey Canada can't find any area where white men are being disproportionately victimized and Bob Park doesn't understand why humans need go to space when robots can do a better job.
5x97 - Dr. Aaron Carroll
July 21, 2009
Stephen will be the mighty oak when he investigates Acorn, and Aaron Carroll believes America should have a single-payer system.
5x98 - Matthew Waxman, Chris Anderson
July 22, 2009
The truth behind the CIA's secret assassination squad is revealed, and Chris Anderson talks about a future economy where everything is free.
5x99 - Zev Chafets
July 23, 2009
The British announce plans to cut and run, Tom Vilsack drops out of the presidential race, and Zev Chafets angles for a Christmas present.
5x100 - Movits!
July 27, 2009
A report on tasers may shock you, and Swedish band Movits! helps Stephen put his Ikea futon together
5x101 - Arianna Huffington
July 28, 2009
Arianna Huffington was born in the United States, but she cultivated an accent to give herself an air of being an ethnic minority.
5x102 - Kevin Baker
July 29, 2009
Lance Armstrong comes in third in the Tour de France, and Kevin Baker says Obama is the new Hoover.
5x103 - Kathryn Bigelow
July 30, 2009
Kathryn Bigelow's war movie, "The Hurt Locker," is getting great reviews, despite not having explosions and ear-splitting sound effects.
5x104 - General Anthony Zinni
August 3, 2009
President Obama finds a way to pay for health care, and General Anthony Zinni will wax Stephen's chest.
5x105 - Kurt Andersen
August 4, 2009
According to Kurt Andersen, the economic and health crises give Americans a brief chance to get things where they want them.
5x106 - Kris Kobach
August 5, 2009
Kris Kobach wants to fight illegal immigration on the local level and reward the people willing to come to this country legally.
5x107 - Meryl Streep
August 6, 2009
Stephen reviews the movies that are destroying America and talks to Meryl Streep about her role as Julia Child.
5x108 - Sen. Barbara Boxer
August 10, 2009
Vladimir Putin returns to the spotlight, and Stephen interviews Barbara Boxer with deaf suspicion.
5x109 - Jonathan Cohn
August 11, 2009
Afghanistan prepares for Bring Your Rocket Launcher to Work Day, and Jonathan Cohn explains why America's having a health care crisis.
5x110 - Mark Johnson
August 12, 2009
Americans speak Glenn Beck's mind at town hall meetings, and Mark Johnson spreads peace through music.
5x111 - Mark Devlin
August 13, 2009
Glenn Beck loses his sponsors, and Mark Devlin uses giant balloons to life telescopes to the edge of space.
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