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The Colbert Report - S5 - E98
The truth behind the CIA's secret assassination squad is revealed, and Chris Anderson talks about a future economy where everything is free.
The Colbert Report: Season 5 - 101 Episode s
5x48 - Bart Ehrman
April 9, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes Bible expert and author of Jesus, Interrupted: Revealing the Hidden Contradictions in the Bible (And Why We Don't Know About Them), Bart Ehrman.
5x49 - Sunita L. Williams, Susie Orbach
April 14, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes psychotherapist and author of Bodies, Susie Orbach. Also, Stephen talks with NASA's Deputy Chief, Astronaut Office at the Johnson Space Center, Sunita Williams about the naming of the new node on the International Space Station.
5x50 - Jim Lehrer
April 15, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes the anchor of PBS' NewsHour and author of Oh, Jonny, Jim Lehrer.
5x51 - Kanishk Tharoor, Doug Kmiec
April 16, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes the former head of the Office of Legal Council for both President Reagan and George Bush Sr., and author of Can a Catholic Support Him? Asking the Big Questions about Barack Obama, Doug Kmiec. Also, Stephen talks with the associate editor for opendemocracy.net, Kanishk Tharoor.
5x52 - Ken Quinn, Sheriff Joe Arpaio
April 20, 2009
Sheriff Joe Arpaio denies that he focuses too much on illegal immigration.
5x53 - Coach Mike Kryzewski
April 21, 2009
Tonight Stephen talks with Duke University men's basketball coach Mike Krzyzewski.
5x54 - Ira Glass
April 22, 2009
Tonight Stephen talks with host of This American Life, Ira Glass.
5x55 - Elizabeth Bintliff
April 23, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes the West Africa Program Officer for Heifer International, Elizabeth Bintliff.
5x56 - The Decemberists
April 27, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes musical group The Decemberists.
5x57 - David Gross
April 28, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes journalist and author of 'Dumb Money: How Our Greatest Financial Minds Bankrupted the Nation', Daniel Gross. Also, Stephen talks with war correspondent Richard Engel.
5x58 - David Kessler
April 29, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes former FDA commissioner and author of The End of Overeating: Taking Control of the Insatiable American Appetite, David Kessler.
5x59 - Jonathan Alter, Ethan Nadelman
April 30, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes the founder and executive director of the Drug Policy Alliance, Ethan Nadlemann.
5x60 - J.J. Abrams
May 4, 2009
The Prescott Group needs a bailout, and J.J. Abrams reveals clues to Stephen's Persian Gulf mystery.
5x61 - Cliff Sloan, Paul Rieckhoff
May 5, 2009
Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law and Paul Rieckhoff wants to make sure returning veterans get education, employment and health care support.
5x62 - Laurie Garrett
May 6, 2009
President Obama's approval numbers are at 67%, and public health expert Laurie Garrett is here to shed some light on the swine flu.
5x63 - Mitchell Joachim
May 7, 2009
It's Bring Your Savior to Work Day, and Mitchell Joachim wants to build carbon-neutral cities.
5x64 - Jeff Daniels
May 11, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes actor Jeff Daniels Also, Stephen talks with the vice president of policy at Demos.org, Tamara Draut about credit cart reform.
5x65 - Ron Howard
May 12, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes the producer & director of Angels & Demons, Ron Howard. Also, Stephen talks with the head of Latin American Division of the Council on Foreign Relations, Julia Sweig about Cuba.
5x66 - Michael Pollan
May 13, 2009
Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of In Defense of Food: An Eater's Manifesto, Michael Pollan.
5x67 - Yusuf Islam
May 14, 2009
Donald Trump allows Miss California to keep her crown, the DonorsChoose competition continues, and Yusuf performs.
5x68 - Meghan McCain
May 18, 2009
Meghan McCain loves the Republican Party and wants to save it from the people trying to make it more extreme.
5x69 - Walter Kirn
May 19, 2009
Republicans find a way to make us love them again, and a Difference Maker stands up to the government.
5x70 - Seth Shostak
May 20, 2009
Torture memo author John Yoo gets a newspaper column, and Nancy Pelosi says the CIA lied to her.
5x71 - Green Day
May 21, 2009
Stephen reveals most of the Indian election results, and Green Day talks about their album, "21st Century Breakdown."
5x72 - Jeffrey Toobin, Sen. Byron Dorgan
June 1, 2009
Republicans could lose their Latino voter, and you can see Stephen's Persian Gulf destination from Sarah Palin's house.
5x73 - Katty Kay
June 2, 2009
The FDA challenges medical claims made by Cheerios, and Jim Moran protects kids from erectile dysfunction advertising.
5x74 - Eric Schlosser
June 3, 2009
California allows some gay couples to stay married, and Obama invites Iran to celebrate 4th of July.
5x75 - Dag Soderberg, David Byrne
June 4, 2009
Wikipedia takes on the Church of Scientology, and the latest on abstinence-only education will be worth the wait.
5x76 - General Raymond Odierno
June 8, 2009
General Ray Odierno steps up to the plate to be Stephen’s first guest in Iraq.
5x77 - Specialist Tareq Salha, Sgt. Robin Balcom
June 9, 2009
Stephen welcomes Sergeant Robin Balcom and Specialist Tareq Salha to his international desk of wisdom and truthiness.
5x78 - Lieutenant General Charles Jacoby
June 10, 2009
Tom Hanks and Stephen prepare a care package, and Charles H. Jacoby Jr. picks his favorite soldier.
5x79 - Stephen broadcasts from Iraq, Command Sgt. Major Frank Grippe
June 11, 2009
George W. Bush praises the troops, and Frank A. Grippe orders his officers to sing the Army song.
5x80 - Austan Goolsbee
June 15, 2009
Stephen gives advice to the next leader of North Korea, and asks Austan Goolsbee if his arm gets tired from throwing money at problems.
5x81 - Karim Sadjadpour, Jim Rogers
June 16, 2009
According to polls, 120% say the Iranian election wasn't rigged, and Jim Rogers wants to reduce Duke Energy's carbon footprint.
5x82 - Joshua Micah Marshall
June 17, 2009
Sonia Sotomayor belongs to an exclusive women's-only club, and Joshua Micah Marshall won't be doing the pointing and talking.
5x83 - Paul Muldoon
June 18, 2009
Someone finally agrees to accept Gitmo detainees, and Stephen nails poet Paul Muldoon.
5x84 - Simon Schama
June 22, 2009
Stephen suggests punching randomly until we find the enemy among us, and Simon Schama writes a history of the future of America.
5x85 - Howard Dean, David Kilcullen
June 23, 2009
David Kilcullen fights wars by taking a local approach to combat smaller guerrilla movements.
5x86 - Matthew Crawford
June 24, 2009
The Jonas Brothers don't abstain from making awesome rock, and Matthew Crawford believes in working with his hands.
5x87 - Jim Fouratt
June 25, 2009
ABC turns their network over to Barack Obama, and Jim Fouratt meets the leader of the gay shame movement.
5x88 - Neil DeGrasse Tyson
June 29, 2009
Neil deGrasse Tyson tries to make science accessible to whomever wants to reach out and touch it.
5x89 - Alexi Lalas, Kevin Mattson
June 30, 2009
Stephen questions whether America should embrace soccer, and Kevin Mattson thinks Jimmy Carter was underappreciated.
5x90 - Nicholas Kristof
July 1, 2009
The Supreme Court takes its recess, and Nicholas Kristof discusses "It's Time to Learn From Frogs" after crossing five lanes of busy traffic.
5x91 - Ed Viesturs
July 2, 2009
Congress passes a renewable energy bill, and climber Ed Viesturs scales Stephen's ego.
5x92 - Paul Rieckhoff, Paul Krugman
July 13, 2009
The Sotomayor confirmation hearings begin, and New York Times columnist Paul Krugman knows a lot about money.
5x93 - Leymah Gbowee
July 14, 2009
Stephen suggests looking for change in the folds of Barney Frank, and asks Leymah Gbowee where Liberia is.
5x94 - Douglas Rushkoff
July 15, 2009
There's bad news for people with target-shaped birthmarks, and Douglas Rushkoff lets Jews and Freemasons off the hook.
5x95 - Edmund Andrews
July 16, 2009
Stephen is emotionally dead inside, and Ed Andrews should write about teen vampires if he wants to get out of debt.
5x96 - Geoffrey Canada, Bob Park
July 20, 2009
Geoffrey Canada can't find any area where white men are being disproportionately victimized and Bob Park doesn't understand why humans need go to space when robots can do a better job.
5x97 - Dr. Aaron Carroll
July 21, 2009
Stephen will be the mighty oak when he investigates Acorn, and Aaron Carroll believes America should have a single-payer system.
5x98 - Matthew Waxman, Chris Anderson
July 22, 2009
The truth behind the CIA's secret assassination squad is revealed, and Chris Anderson talks about a future economy where everything is free.
5x99 - Zev Chafets
July 23, 2009
The British announce plans to cut and run, Tom Vilsack drops out of the presidential race, and Zev Chafets angles for a Christmas present.
5x100 - Movits!
July 27, 2009
A report on tasers may shock you, and Swedish band Movits! helps Stephen put his Ikea futon together
5x101 - Arianna Huffington
July 28, 2009
Arianna Huffington was born in the United States, but she cultivated an accent to give herself an air of being an ethnic minority.
5x102 - Kevin Baker
July 29, 2009
Lance Armstrong comes in third in the Tour de France, and Kevin Baker says Obama is the new Hoover.
5x103 - Kathryn Bigelow
July 30, 2009
Kathryn Bigelow's war movie, "The Hurt Locker," is getting great reviews, despite not having explosions and ear-splitting sound effects.
5x104 - General Anthony Zinni
August 3, 2009
President Obama finds a way to pay for health care, and General Anthony Zinni will wax Stephen's chest.
5x105 - Kurt Andersen
August 4, 2009
According to Kurt Andersen, the economic and health crises give Americans a brief chance to get things where they want them.
5x106 - Kris Kobach
August 5, 2009
Kris Kobach wants to fight illegal immigration on the local level and reward the people willing to come to this country legally.
5x107 - Meryl Streep
August 6, 2009
Stephen reviews the movies that are destroying America and talks to Meryl Streep about her role as Julia Child.
5x108 - Sen. Barbara Boxer
August 10, 2009
Vladimir Putin returns to the spotlight, and Stephen interviews Barbara Boxer with deaf suspicion.
5x109 - Jonathan Cohn
August 11, 2009
Afghanistan prepares for Bring Your Rocket Launcher to Work Day, and Jonathan Cohn explains why America's having a health care crisis.
5x110 - Mark Johnson
August 12, 2009
Americans speak Glenn Beck's mind at town hall meetings, and Mark Johnson spreads peace through music.
5x111 - Mark Devlin
August 13, 2009
Glenn Beck loses his sponsors, and Mark Devlin uses giant balloons to life telescopes to the edge of space.
5x112 - Bill McKibben
August 17, 2009
Reporters get so desperate they'll even work for a newspaper, and Bill McKibben lowers carbon dioxide levels by not exhaling when he talks.
5x113 - Robert Wright
August 18, 2009
5x114 - Ang Lee
August 19, 2009
Ang Lee captures the hope and optimism of tired, dirty kids in his movie, "Taking Woodstock."
5x115 - Chris Matthews
August 20, 2009
The Earth's population nears 7 billion, and Chris Matthews discusses his documentary, "The Kennedy Brothers."
5x116 - Cory Booker
September 14, 2009
The health care debate rages on, MTV's VMAs deliver a shock, and Cory Booker admits he is the mayor of Newark.
5x117 - Christiane Amanpour
September 15, 2009
Christiane Amanpour is going to make Americans care about the rest of the world with her CNN show "Amanpour."
5x118 - Tony Danza
September 16, 2009
Obama indoctrinates America's school children, Tucker Carlson reveals Muslims' influence on textbooks, and The Flaming Lips perform.
5x119 - Frank Bruni
September 17, 2009
Stephen resurrects the U.S. military technique of staring at a goats and Frank Bruni talks about mastering his addiction to compulsive eating as a food critic for the New York Times.
5x120 - Tue, Sep 22, 2009
September 22, 2009
The Senate votes to allow guns on trains, and Shai Agassi wants us all to drive electric cars.
5x121 - AJ Jacobs
September 23, 2009
AJ Jacobs' life experiments include following all the rules of the Bible, trying to be the most rational person alive and radical honesty.
5x122 - Ken Burns
September 24, 2009
The Republican Party is accused of racism, another holiday is under attack, and Ken Burns makes a documentary about national parks.
5x123 - Sheryl WuDunn
September 28, 2009
Sheryl WuDunn believes giving women loans and educating girls is the way to lift developing nations out of poverty.
5x124 - Matt Latimer / Out Of The Closet
September 29, 2009
An exciting new tobacco product hits the market, and Matt Latimer recalls his Bush speechwriting days.
5x125 - Wed, Sep 30, 2009
September 30, 2009
Stephen has an update on his space treadmill, and he'll evolve Richard Dawkins' book into tiny shreds of paper.
5x126 - Francis Collins
October 1, 2009
Francis Collins informs Stephen that it's going to take time for stem cell research to give him crab claws.
5x127 - Arne Duncan
October 5, 2009
President Obama proposes a longer school year, and Arne Duncan could only get a job as a secretary.
5x128 - The Mountain Goats
October 6, 2009
The Mountain Goats perform "Psalms 40:2" from their album, "The Life of the World to Come."
5x129 - Alison Gopnik
October 7, 2009
Doctors invent a radical new surgery, and Alison Gopnik says babies can help us understand deep philosophical questions.
5x130 - Thu, Oct 8, 2009
October 8, 2009
The media attacks Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh may buy a football team, and Colin Beavan makes no environmental impact.
5x131 - Shashi Tharoor, Dr. Sanjay Gupta
October 12, 2009
Stephen takes on Norwegians for giving Obama the Nobel Peace Prize, plays tennis with James Blake and talks zombies with Sanjay Gupta.
5x132 - David Javerbaum, Sylvia Earle
October 13, 2009
Stephen posts Twitter updates on Miley Cyrus, talks fetuses with David Javerbaum and asks Sylvia Earle why he should care about the ocean.
5x133 - Amy Farrell, The RZA
October 14, 2009
Stephen gets angry over health care reform, discusses obesity with Amy Farrell, and talks wisdom with the RZA.
5x134 - Jerry Mitchell
October 15, 2009
Stephen proves that mayo is the illest condiment, asks Jerry Mitchell what a newspaper reporter is and unveils his new portrait.
5x135 - Cornel West
October 26, 2009
Stephen criticizes Washington State, endorses your job application and disagrees with everything Cornel West stands for.
5x136 - Tue, Oct 27, 2009
October 27, 2009
The Catholic Church reaches out to former members, and Gail Collins talks about the modern American woman.
5x137 - Brian Cox
October 28, 2009
Stephen finds out what broke the largest particle accelerator and preps for his interview with Brian Cox by watching "Baby Einstein" tapes.
5x138 - Bill Simmons
October 29, 2009
Stephen talks to Rosanne Cash about torturing detainees with music and discusses "Teen Wolf" with Bill Simmons.
5x139 - Nicholas Thompson
November 2, 2009
Stephen sponsors the U.S. speedskating team, analyzes Arnold Schwarzenegger's breakfast and disputes the end of the Cold War with Nicholas Thompson.
5x140 - Andrew Sullivan
November 3, 2009
Stephen makes history with the U.S. Speedskating team, covers a gay couple's arrest on Mormon Church property and wants Andrew Sullivan to admit he's wrong.
5x141 - Harold Evans
November 4, 2009
Stephen declares Barack Obama the loser, gets dunked in water by Al Gore and asks Harold Evans if he's going to be a chimney sweep.
5x142 - Thu, Nov 5, 2009
November 5, 2009
Stephen puts Canada on notice with Joey Cheek, introduces Vaxaconda and talks to William Bratton about McGruff the Crime Dog.
5x143 - Mon, Nov 9, 2009
November 9, 2009
Stephen asks Mike Castle why he can't marry a chicken, helps Katherine Reutter win a gold medal, and talks art with Thomas Campbell.
5x144 - Maria Shriver
November 10, 2009
Stephen defends Barney Frank for not recognizing marijuana, enjoys a Taser XREP ad and feeds ice cream to Maria Shriver.
5x145 - Christopher Caldwell
November 11, 2009
Stephen believes bankers are God's representatives, criticizes "Sesame Street" and asks Christopher Caldwell where the Muslim pope is.
5x146 - Woody Harrelson
November 12, 2009
Stephen uses Miracle Whip money to buy mayo, claims Lou Dobbs' audience and shaves Woody Harrelson's head.
5x147 - Mon, Nov 16, 2009
November 16, 2009
Stephen shows Barack Obama how to greet foreign leaders, offers to sing in Aerosmith, and discusses architecture with Paul Goldberger.
5x148 - Malcolm Gladwell
November 17, 2009
Stephen talks to Marc Kielburger about child labor, skateboards with Jackie Speier and asks Malcolm Gladwell to explain a New Yorker cartoon.
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